Source: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/596
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If you love stinging and irony enough, it all adds up. Plus it’s a pretty funny way to die, so you’ve got that going for you.
Republicans, after they officially owned the libs
Except there was no reasonable argument beforehand.
Fuck it, I’m going down stinging!
Fall Out Boy intensifies
Ok, here we go…
I’m going down, down, stung a frog like a clown
Sugar, I’m going down stinging
We might take Bentham a lot more seriously if he didn’t spend a substantial part of his life trying to make prison management more efficient: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon
He also "referred to his walking stick as 'Dapple, and his cat as ‘The Reverend Sir John Langbourne.’
Not to get pedantic, but more humorous utilitarianism examples would have been Mill or Hare.
You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? Your friend Nino didn’t make it across the river.
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