From: Dad
Subject: FW FW fw fw FW fw fw SO TRUE!!!.
I believe you misunderstood. It’s likely that this is the kind of bar to which they were referring:
Good thing Rudy Giuliani was disbarred, then! He’s the LAST creature you’d want turning up in your shower!
He comes out of the drain.
I don’t know why you got a downvote. That was some John Carpenter level horror right there.
What? Clearly they meant a pull up bar so they can keep working on their mobility and back strength in the shower.
I would unironically like a pull-up bar in my shower if I had the ceiling height for it. Dangerous? Sure. But where would we be as a society if we let risk aversion take control?
Poor choice of alcohol. I’d rather slip, fall and break my back than having to drink Jack Daniel’s.
I’d need those bottles to be plastic. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it.
Like anyone can afford to talk to a doctor any more.