I tried it. It works. I am now homeless.
I’m going to fireball your cardboard box
I started laughing my ass off at this and then my wife wanted to see what was so funny and now I’m not allowed to do this.
Makes me sad.
I mean…she can’t watch you all the time…
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What a cool way to meet your local firefighters!
Axe body spray plus a lighter is my go-to anti bug method. Haven’t burned anything down, but scared the hell out of several friends.
Playing with fire is such a basic human instinct. Never gets old for me.
Great way to commit insurance fraud… new house here I come!
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Nah, set it up like you placed the candle there on purpose but didn’t think about the glade plugin. Being dumb or forgetful are plausible for anyone and not going to get you arrested for arson.
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