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bort to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

my dreams in colour

sh.itjust.works

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my dreams in colour

sh.itjust.works

bort to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • Condiment2085
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    33•2 months ago

    I thought this is why they don’t let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao

    • @satans_methpipe@lemmy.world
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      18•2 months ago

      Now we can study this policy failure.

    • bortOP
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      16•2 months ago

      I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.

      • Condiment2085
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        6•2 months ago

        Oh I forgot I think that’s a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don’t let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        4•2 months ago

        I wonder what it says about me that I didn’t see the alien for the trees?

        • bortOP
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          7•2 months ago

          Your focus was drawn to a rather fetching lady snogging a dinosaur.

      • Condiment2085
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        2•2 months ago

        What inspired your username

        • bortOP
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          2•2 months ago

          bort was my true inspiration all along

      • @Rooty@lemmy.world
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        2•2 months ago

        Checked your profile, it’s based AF, continue doing what you’re doing.

        • bortOP
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          1•2 months ago

          🙏

  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    19•2 months ago

    The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea

    - the hwhites

  • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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    16•2 months ago

    乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚

  • @BigDiction@lemmy.world
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    16•2 months ago

    I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11•2 months ago

      https://pornzog.com/video/10928519/attack-of-the-flying-lizard-pterodactyl-porn-complete/

      • @BigDiction@lemmy.world
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        7•2 months ago

        Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!

        P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.

  • @gurnu@lemmy.world
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    11•2 months ago

    Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed… Too horny for saurus I guess

  • @wanderwisley@lemm.ee
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    10•2 months ago

    Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.

    • bortOP
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      10•2 months ago

      Joe Rogan’s fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.

      • @wanderwisley@lemm.ee
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        6•2 months ago

        Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.

  • ekZepp
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    10•2 months ago

    …horny?

    • bortOP
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      4•2 months ago

      yes.

  • @satans_methpipe@lemmy.world
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    9•2 months ago

    Do you hear my eyes complaining?

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    8•2 months ago

    a bort! a bort!

    • bortOP
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      6•2 months ago

      it is i, a bort.

  • @Saint_La_Croix_Crosse@midwest.social
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    8•2 months ago

    Bald representation!

  • @DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    8•2 months ago

    At’s some Chuck Tingle shit, there.

    • @TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      Looks like one of his book covers

  • @Veneroso@lemmy.world
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    6•2 months ago

    Go on…

  • Random_Character_A
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    6•2 months ago

    Rule 34

  • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    6•2 months ago

    Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?

    • bortOP
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      9•2 months ago

      A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.

      • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        0•2 months ago

        What does that have to do with being white?

        • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          3•2 months ago

          It’s a reference to the frequent elements of racial emasculation in cuckolding content. It also alludes to how that fetish is often brought out of its context due to the reality that it often stems from racialized insecurities.

          • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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            1•2 months ago

            Thanks for explaining!

  • @Houseman@lemmy.world
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    5•2 months ago

    Jealous of her.

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