• @phorq@lemmy.ml
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    902 months ago

    Based on the font of “Company Policies” and the fact that it’s an embossed metal (or shiny plastic) sign, I’m gonna assume this is a gag decoration. However, I wouldn’t be surprised about a company using this as inspiration…

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      322 months ago

      Yeah, this is one of those damn fool things you see hanging in gift shops and other outlets of kitsch, unironically on display as if it’s still clever and nobody’s ever seen it before. Usually right along side the very similar plaque with the “Labor rates: If you watch / If you offer advice / If you help” canard, “Harley Davidson Parking Only,” “Complaint Department, Take a Number (Grenade),” and others of the same ilk.

      • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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        62 months ago

        I’ve seen the “labour rates” one in a few mechanic’s workshops.

        Definitely more of a hint than a joke.

        • @meliaesc@lemmy.world
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          32 months ago

          You expect people not to buy goods or expect services on the weekend, their only “free time” to run errands?

          • @floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            22 months ago

            I live in a place where many shops are closed on Sundays and have reduced hours on Saturdays. The place where I was born is everything open all the time. It’s a cultural thing, also very dependent on how consumerist the country is

        • @BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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          12 months ago

          place i worked at had a 3 month stretch of mandatory overtime, so 6 days of working, then they added in sunday too for a couple weeks. never bothered to show up for any of them then left for a different job

  • MentalEdge
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    412 months ago

    What you’re saying is, that you’ll only accept that I’m sick if you genuinely hear absolutely nothing from me because I’m either dead or completely incapacitated, and then only show up later after recovering?

    I can work with that.

  • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    232 months ago

    Smoke breaks: smoking will happen during your shift and you will ash your cigs into the fabric scrap bins.

    Thank you, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Management

  • @humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    162 months ago

    104 vacation days

    fine print: We reserve the right to force you to come in without additional pay if there is work to do.

  • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    152 months ago

    Oh damn looks like I got the Two week flu. The phone doctor said the only cure is foreign beach air. Don’t worry though, I’m hating every minute of it and I’ll be back just as soon as I’m well again.

  • @MMAniacle@lemm.ee
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    132 months ago

    “Sorry I haven’t been to work this month, I’m too sick to go to the doctor”

  • toofpic
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    92 months ago

    The "Thank you management should be read with the intonation of “THANKS OBAMA!”