They’d wear swimsuits, of course. Who wears skirts or pants in the water?
Many octopodes can change the color and pattern of their skin at will.
Our clothing and tattoos are but crude facsimiles of their capabilities. Cephalopods have no need of such frivolities.
“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”
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England would still force them to change into trousers on the mainland.
Why the fuck would octopuses have to wear clothes?! Come to think of it… why do humans have to wear clothes?
I don’t.
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You live in a warm place, I think
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Or a coat of arms.
How do you gild things here?
Pants are a status symbol in octopus society. Custom tailored, and you have servants to help you put them on.
I think servants to help put them on are pretty much a necessity.
They would mostly wear hats.
Ain’t nobody got time to put 8 legs though 8 pant legs.
Maybe a tiny skirt on the arm that is a penis
This is the place for my joke!
Did you hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit LIKE A GLOVE!
It’s even better if you tell it in a Sean Connery voice.
No they would wear an octuple of jeans.
They’d probably just wear socks or 80’s style leg warmers.
They’d wear four pairs of jeans and older octopuses would criticise them for sagging their waists.
