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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

Not real... for now

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • Thrickles
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    95•2 months ago

    That’s an immediate uninstall.

    • Chemical Wonka
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      32•2 months ago

      relax, when the industry puts this into practice (not IF but WHEN) they will stick it very slowly in us until we get used to it and don’t even realize that we already accept it quietly without complaining

      • Uranium 🟩
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        Unironically they’re basically already doing that by having ads longer than the skip button, as you trade off ignoring the ad for the full duration and paying attention when you’re intended video starts for paying attention waiting for the “Skip Ad” button.

        Even just that short 5 seconds is enough for an ad to get embedded in your brain with enough repeated exposure.

        • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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          Maybe it’s because I’m autistic but that has the opposite effect on me. If I see your ad enough to remember the product that just means I’m going to avoid that product like a fuckin plague.

          • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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            9•2 months ago

            You’re not immune to advertising and propaganda. Nobody is. Ads almost never work by directly making you think ‘i should buy this’. You’re even less immune to advertising and propaganda if you tell yourself you are, because that’ll make you less interested in working against it.

            • @confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world
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              4•2 months ago

              I’m definitely not immune but sometimes an ad is annoying enough I decide I’m done with that company for a few years at least.

              • @parmesan@lemmy.world
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                2•2 months ago

                I haven’t bought Burger King since they started running that annoying fucking whopper ad, literally what pushed me into finally installing uBlock

            • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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              4•2 months ago

              I wouldn’t say I think I’m immune simply that it generally works in the opposite direction.

          • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            3•2 months ago

            Same. It’s a great way to get my hatred

          • thermal_shock
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            1•2 months ago

            Same. If I’m interested or looking for that product, I’ll do my research.

            Just got a new pair of chukkas from a company I’ve never heard of (Thursday) based on research. Not ready to spend $500 for some boots, these were great quality at reasonable price for me.

  • @slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    64•2 months ago

    • @Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
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      11•2 months ago

      At that point, retro gaming is where it’s at, or piracy, or board games, basically ANYTHING else is better than that.

      Sadly it does feel we are very close to this… 😢

  • rockerface 🇺🇦
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    57•2 months ago

    Be sure to stock up on verification cans

    • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      13•2 months ago

      Have you had your Cuppliance?

  • @hemmes@lemmy.world
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    48•2 months ago

    Black Mirror

    • @jeffw@lemmy.world
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      8•2 months ago

      Which episode was this?

      • Scott
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        26•2 months ago

        Think it’s Fifteen Million Merits

      • @Carload834@lemmy.ca
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        9•2 months ago

        I’m not OP, but I’m guessing Fifteen Million Merits (S01E02)

  • @JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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    40•2 months ago

    I’ll quit using anything that does that.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      9•2 months ago

      It’s your government issued app, required to access services like hospitals and social security.

      • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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        9•2 months ago

        I’ll quite that government

        • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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          3•2 months ago

          Where you gonna go without your government issued passport?

          • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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            4•2 months ago

            Seriously? Seek political asylum eslewhere.

            Not so seriously? Go SovCiv

      • @SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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        3•2 months ago

        I’ll put a bomb in my underwear

        • @CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
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          4•2 months ago

          You know we have toilets for that, right?

          • @Malfeasant@lemm.ee
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            2•2 months ago

            But where’s the fun in that?

            • @CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
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              2•2 months ago

              Watching the ceramic 'splode and water go everywhere. Endless entertainment for literally dozens of seconds!

  • Chemical Wonka
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    32•2 months ago

    1000057831

    • @BlinkPeak@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      Unabomber right?

  • @butter@midwest.social
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    30•2 months ago

    No ads, no masters.

    There’s never been a worthwhile server with unskippable or unblockable ads.

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know if this is real but if it is, this method of forced watching something you are not interested in guarantees to create negative emotions towards that brand.

    • @T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but the C suite is so far removed from reality they don’t know, or don’t care to know about it. It’s not like you have much of a choice anyhow. They’ve bought up the competition, drove out the mom and pop shops. Their mentality is “yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?”

      • @ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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        Well why are they paying for ads if there’s no competition

        • @T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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          Probably to burn money i guess

    • @ChillPenguin@lemmy.world
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      5•2 months ago

      That’s how they get all of the Luigi’s.

    • lost_faith
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      Didn’t sony, or another tv maker, file a patent on that? Or did I eat an onion

      Yes they did, someone pointed to the drawing I saw

  • @Maultasche@lemmy.world
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    19•2 months ago

  • barnaclebutt
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    17•2 months ago

    Is it time to put googly eyes on my testicles again? Do I have permission?

    • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      13•2 months ago

      You take them off?

    • @cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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      5•2 months ago

      Yes

  • @Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world
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    17•2 months ago

    I would just stop using whatever the service is. For as long as I can that is. Not long before our new dictatorship might force us to watch ads for crucial services.

    • @YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world
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      The amount of times I’ve been watching youtube, it queueing up ads, and me just pressing the home button to switch to newpipe is immeasurable

      • @MellowYellow13@lemmy.world
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        Why arent you blocking ads?

        • @YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world
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          I can’t live without adblock and unhook lol, but my phone seems too old and shitty to run the web version of youtube without draining battery.

  • @Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    16•2 months ago

    Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements

  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Nope. Any service that would ever do that is instantly a no-go. I’d stop using a smartphone before I’d put up with that.

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    Charge your phone ffs

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • @exasperation@lemm.ee
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      The phone only draws a charge while you’re watching ads, so you’ll need to watch an hour per day to recharge.

  • @imvii@lemmy.ca
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    11•2 months ago

    That’s when I’d put my “smart” phone in the toaster and go dust off the Nokia 3310

    • @Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      Ya im not using ANY device that does this.

      • @wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works
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        1•2 months ago

        Next it’ll be the NoeyePhone, sold without the eye contact-tracking hardware.

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