Based on a true story.
Ok. The guy is crazy with his kids. Whatever the kids imagine, thats the game. My niece once told me we were playing “Twinkle Spiral”. Then we held out our arms spin in a circle while running around the room spinning. It’s been 10 years, and apperently I won. I still have no idea what the game even was.
The cat he’s just being lazy. You put some double sided sticky take down on the floor in the shape of a maze. Then you keep the toy upwards, so the cat is always looking up. Now you guide the cat so she never looks down, and navigates the maze while not stepping on the tape.
And his wife? Well she’s just a prude. A card based system could TOTALLY spice up the bedroom. Oh, you drew this card. Lets see what you gotta do. Looks like you’re getting tied up and tickled for 10 minutes. Ok, my turn to draw a card. Looks like I gotta lick your butthole until you cum…and you’re still tied up, so you can’t help! Ohh nooooooooo…slurp slurp slurp
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Guy is at +14 for me, even though I dish out plenty of negatives as well.
I love a good hard left
He can buy a deck of spicy cards for the wife, and I’m sorry for the kids. But the cat? Is there a creature more roguelike than a cat?
Trash Panda?
Best part is they can keep eating the same food you were buying for the cat in the first place.
Honestly, it’s really good. As are Balatro (roguelike poker-like) and Fights in Tight Spaces (John Wick fight scene deckbuilder roguelike)
I haven’t heard of Fights in Tight Spaces, but I’ll check it out.
I slept on Slay the Spire for years because the description of it sounded so good it was like the developers were reading my diary, and I wasn’t ready for that.
LOL. “The game you, yes specifically you, were born to play”. Psyched for the sequel, not going to lie
Well since you were born to play that game then the sequel must happen in the afterlife. “A game to die for” I guess
Game 1 -born to play
Game 2 - a game to die for
Game 3 - afterlife reincarnation loop!
Love it! Great idea dude!
Slay the Spire lasted most of my flight to Japan a couple years ago. On the deck it’s extremely battery efficient.
I bought it on my phone over the summer when we lost power for a week (I live in Texas). I couldn’t consistently charge my phone, but Slay the Spire offered a much needed distraction for hours.
Wish I understood and enjoyed these card battle games. There are a number of really good ones available.
As in, understanding the appeal, or understanding how to properly play? StS is what taught me the latter, it might be a good fit (with some beginners tips if you’d like).
Understanding how to play. The only one I’ve tried is Enscryption and I was mostly lost. Any beginners tips would be appreciated.
I’m not a pro, but I can certainly give some tips!
Inscryption is an amazing game, but I find it hard to understand what’s going on a lot of the time. Slay the Spire is much better in that regard. You can hover over any status effect, keyword and so on to get a tooltip that explains things pretty well. Most artifacts etc. are also easy to understand, and the tutorial is a good introduction.
Some tips (most are good for all such card games):
- The most important thing after immediate survival is synergies. Find cards and artifacts that work together. Focusing on individual cards is usually harder to bring to a win.
- To be able to reliably draw your synergies, try to keep your deck lean. Focus on removing cards that you can “replace” with better versions (e.g. basic attacks/defends). Also don’t add willy-nilly if you have a good thing going, try to think about what you’re lacking.
- Focus on getting cards/artifacts/synergies that allow you to draw more cards & generate extra action points.
- Sometimes, taking a bit of extra damage early can save a lot of extra damage later.
No idea what “Slay the Spire” is so I had to look it up:
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/slay-the-spire-switch/
Cartoon makes more sense now!
Replace it with Balatro
No, for three reasons.
There ain’t no Slaying, there ain’t no Spires, and there ain’t no Slaying of no Spires.
But in Balatro number go up mmmmmmmm
I used to watch a YouTuber absolutely demolish every run and I would learn about the mechanics and their strategies but I somehow kept getting stomped in 4/5 runs myself.
It could just be the RNG but it was pretty demoralizing.
I gotta assume it was Baarlorlord. It gets really frustrating when you realise hes playing on Ascension 20.
Was it live streaming or pre-recorded? I’m coming to realize that most pre-recorded roguelike videos are cherry-picked and don’t teach you much.
The WR is a 18 win streak on rotating characters on A20. There’s players just that good.
I put 100 hours into this before I gave it up. The luck mechanics just drove me up the wall; I could be having a great run and suddenly the whole thing falls apart because of bad luck.
I prefer to make my own luck. Which I can’t.
To be honest I have considered getting a deck of cards with various positions, to save the effort of having to make decisions in the moment. 🤔
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
