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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

Day 38: it's killed Jennings. We have to get it back under control before it's too late.

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Day 38: it's killed Jennings. We have to get it back under control before it's too late.

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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago
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    29•3 months ago

    No, robot, the xenomorph is not the “perfect organism.” That’s a bad robot. Now let me inject more milk into your tubes here. I think I’ll call you “Ash”.

  • @gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    24•3 months ago

    Day 2: It seems to have shifted overnight. We are adding a continuous power source to prevent failure during unsupervised hours.

    Day 11: More items have gone missing from the lab.

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      2•3 months ago

      It works even better if the first entries are triumphant and overly optimistic while obvious mistakes and warming are ignored ore recasted as positives.

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    20•3 months ago

    Must have missed the terminator movie with these dad bods

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      19•3 months ago

      Body shaming an android? REALLY? 😂

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        8•3 months ago

        The resistance starts now

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          1•3 months ago

          Resiatance training

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    15•3 months ago

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      5•3 months ago

      Lilith actually

  • @littlewonder@lemmy.world
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    Looks like a Westworld prototype, designed by a Daft Punk fan.

  • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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    11•3 months ago

    And if you hear all the reports, you even get a like achievement sticker for completion.

  • @unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    10•3 months ago

    what if it could do all that and grow fermented delicacies in its robot extra parts

    • @Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      8•3 months ago

      Get back to me when it does something I can’t.

      • @unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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        Zing! Sorry I missed this one lol

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      6•3 months ago

      I’ll take 5

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        5•3 months ago

        i got a “mini waffle maker”, makes some weird ass sandwiches

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          6•3 months ago

          Let me guess where the waffle maker is located:

          ass

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          2•3 months ago

          Weird-ass sandwiches or Weird ass-sandwiches?

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            3•3 months ago

            XKCD 47

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    10•3 months ago

    Chat, is this real?

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      18•3 months ago

      Yep, but it requires a 500W electric-hydraulic pump to run the muscles. Human brain is ~20W Human heart is ~1.5W. Human body total is ~100W at rest, ~350W doing physical work.

      This android has some serious efficiency issues to overcome, or it’ll need to be constantly recharged.

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        17•3 months ago

        I hope we don’t become the batteries …

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        4•3 months ago

        Just turn off the nVidia card while you run the robot.

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    5•3 months ago

    I wonder if they intended to make Westworld bots initially or it was accidental?

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    3•3 months ago

    Would

  • CaptainBasculin
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    3•3 months ago

    man, the audio logs in Watch Dogs were a genius idea; it gives much more insight to the characters you see in the game in a natural way.

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    I thought stuff like this was cool when I was a kid, and I suppose it is when the technical achievement is only considered. But I’m now I’m left wondering why we would ever want anything like this? It’s meant to replace a person.

    • @Demdaru@lemmy.world
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      2•3 months ago

      Efficiency, which these machines probably will not achieve in our lifetimes. When you can simply produce another worker, stuff can be done quicker and safer.

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  • KillingTimeItself
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    1•3 months ago

    these clone guys are actually so sick btw, they’ve been working on this stuff for years on their youtube channel, bunch of really cool shit. Worth a dig into.

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