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Chemist: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN UNLABELED GLASS?!!
Pessimists drink sulfuric acid?
Little Johnny was a
scientistpessimistLittle Johnny is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
edit: I love markdown, but I hate how it handles line breaks.
I’d have said carbonic acid
Realist: “Guys, I think this is piss”.
ONE TEQUILA! TWO TEQUILA! THREE TEQUILA! FLOOR!
The optimist chemiat us not gonna have a fun time

