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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago
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  • troybot [he/him]
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    35•3 months ago

  • @tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works
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    34•3 months ago

    I never touch the stuff.

    • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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      8•3 months ago

      I’m allergic !

      • @gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        5•3 months ago

        yeah me too, i get nasty rashes and stuff

  • @Tautvydaxx@lemm.ee
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    18•3 months ago

    Dont work and drive

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      3•3 months ago

      Have literally sent work emails from the back of a cab on a highway with roundabouts. I may have a serious problem.

  • stebo
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    10•3 months ago

    if it’s a portmanteau of work and alcoholic, shouldn’t it be “workoholic”?

    • @letsgo@lemm.ee
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      11•3 months ago

      More to the point if “addicted to alcohol” is alcoholic, why isn’t “addicted to work” workic?

      • stebo
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        5•3 months ago

        yes but then it’s not really a portmanteau anymore

      • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        Because language isn’t completely arbitrary, but it is weird.

        Mitchell & Webb - Watergategate

        • @Klear@lemmy.world
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          2•3 months ago

          Language can be weird sometimes, but… it’s not exactly brain surgery, is it?

          • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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            2•3 months ago

            Brain surgery…?

            It’s not exactly rocket science, is it?

  • @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    9•3 months ago

    What about catholics running out of cats?

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    5•3 months ago

    I want to retire to Majula too.

  • @baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    3•3 months ago

    That’s tight butthole

  • @ynthrepic@lemmy.world
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    3•3 months ago

    Hi, my name is ynthrepic and I’m a workaholic.

    I have one of those jobs where holidays just mean double the work when you get back. None of the work goes anywhere, and there’s nobody else who can pick up the slack.

    I actually love what I do, but…

    I work in the public sector, and do heaps of unpaid overtime, to make life better for people who don’t understand the only reason we don’t do a better job is because the government keeps cutting our budgets, claiming it’s because we don’t do a better job with the money we were given the previous year.

    We also do regular restructures which reduce morale and stoke fear, but the only people who lose their jobs are low level workers, or they just remove vacancies and claim savings on those, while moving middle managers sideways and not actually improving efficiency.

    My job gets harder, I end up making more mistakes or have to cut corners to make shit happen. I complain I get in trouble. I have a kid.

    I’m so fucking glad though I don’t live or work in the US. Y’all are so fucking fucked.

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    2•3 months ago

    my evening

  • @Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
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    2•3 months ago

    I’m sick, I can’t work in projects, I feel this meme.

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