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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

Stop the historical revisionism

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Stop the historical revisionism

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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 3 months ago
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  • @MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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    52•3 months ago

    You got it all wrong, it wasn’t “rule” as in “management” it was “rule” as in “radical, rad, excellent, *guitar riff*”.

    • @chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      34•3 months ago

      • Dravin
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        5•3 months ago

        Just seeing that made the theme song pop into me head full force. Crazy how things can stick with you.

    • dohpaz42
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      20•3 months ago

  • Baron Von J
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    32•3 months ago

    You never heard of the Bureaucrasaurus? Or the Administradon?

  • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    19•3 months ago

    I didn’t know they had a ruler. I thought they were an autonomous collective.

    • @Uruanna@lemmy.world
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      5•3 months ago

      Surely the lack of opposable thumbs made it difficult to hold a ruler long enough to measure the Earth precisely.

    • Flying Squid
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      You’re fooling yourself. They were living in a dictatorship, a self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working class dinosaurs…

    • Rose
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      2•3 months ago

      They probably didn’t have rulers. Or compasses. It was such an early era that geometry wasn’t invented yet.

  • @Grassgrowz@lemmy.world
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    17•3 months ago

    should i put eating and pooping on my CV??

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      20•3 months ago

      You mean: ruling your house.

      • @DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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        12•3 months ago

        He is on his throne

    • Flying Squid
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      3 months ago

      You don’t already?

      Do you even want that IT job?

  • @lowleveldata@lemmy.world
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    15•3 months ago

    Are we ruling the Earth or making the biggest mess ever in history? Who’s to say who has the better admin skills?

  • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14•3 months ago

    They did a better job than we are.

    • @zeca@lemmy.eco.br
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      16•3 months ago

      we barely know a thing about them. maybe they were burning trash on the sidewalk

      • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        4•3 months ago

        If they had elevators that could handle Brachiosaurus then let the trash burn and pee flow in the streets.

      • @Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml
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        0•3 months ago

        You barely know a thing about them* They survived hundreds of millions of years as the dominant species and to this day are still alive and thriving as avians who aren’t ancestors of dinosaurs but are straight up mini dinosaurs.

        I’m not an expert but I know enough to know there’s a lot more out there.

        • Amon
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          2•3 months ago

          It’s interesting how dinosaurs went from largest animals on land to small creatures we factory farm

          • @Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml
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            3•3 months ago

            It’s is a crazy switchup, they once terrorised the mammals and now the mammals have factory farmed them in the most brutal fashion possible. I really doubt it but I wonder if somehow we mess as humans mess up so bad or something happens that allows a new species to dominate again even if not intellectual but just physically.

        • @Makeitstop@lemmy.world
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          2•3 months ago

          to this day are still alive and thriving as avians who aren’t ancestors of dinosaurs but are straight up mini dinosaurs.

          I think the word you’re looking for is descendants. Ancestors are the ones that come before.

          • @Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml
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            1•3 months ago

            My bad, thank you

    • @Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      We need an imminent giant meteor impact to know for sure

  • Kompressor
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    10•3 months ago

    Washing away the brutal bureaucracy of the Devonian period as well smh.

  • @Boozilla@sh.itjust.works
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    6•3 months ago

    Written by the assistant to the manager, no doubt.

  • @hark@lemmy.world
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    5•3 months ago

    Presence is nine-tenths of the rule.

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    3•3 months ago

    Almost

  • Flying Squid
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    3•3 months ago

    Just because T-Rex has those little arms didn’t mean it wasn’t good at typing!

  • @Paragone@lemmy.world
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    2•3 months ago

    Ohh, how I wish I coulda been the 1 to make your meem’s score 1000, Hoomin…

    ε>

  • @IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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    2•3 months ago

    They made Anarchy work

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