Maybe that’s all she needed all along.
If I’m close enough for a hug, I’m already rock hard
A rule 34 enjoyer it seems 😏
Tis the year of the snake, baby
Yes, the one-eyed yogurt-slinging trouser snake.
I’ve got a better idea, just never look her in the eye.
She’d probably just stab you or something while I was distracted. At least you’ll die doing what you loved?
This opens up a whole world of a Medusa with stone people armor. Her followers embracing different parts of her body and then they gaze into her eyes to become permanent protection.
So, Meduzord
Alright, calm down Zordon.
Is she strong enough to break stone?
Depends on what stone you turn into. Slate or lime maybe. Granate or marble, no way.
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They never did clarify, did they. I bet it’s marble. Would explain why there’s so many marble statues from that era (in a more fun way than reality, anyway!)
Unsupported stone isn’t all that strong.
This guy thinks he’s tougher than literal stone
I’d like a hug
*hug
*hug
Thanks for all the hugs 🥹
*hug
*hug
*hug
Or you just need to make her blink
That was damn funny.
I don’t even have to click the link to know what it is.
I haven’t laughed like that from a cartoon for a while. The guy is funny as fuck.
I thought this was going to be a Doctor Who reference.
Pretty sure she could find a way of breaking your statue body. She could just lean and tip you over; that’d probably be enough to create a fracture and then she can get free.
You gotta get hard and fuck her before you look into her eyes, so you have an attachment point inside as well.
we need a lemmy CursedComments
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Look at you with your facts and logic trying to make sense in this conversation. What a nerd!
A true showerthought
As a wise man once said — everybody must get stoned.
You just use a mirror. Geez, people, read your mythology!
Just watched the episode of Hit Monkey where a character does literally this.
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