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BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Do girls also wiggle the fuel hose or is this just a male habit?

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Do girls also wiggle the fuel hose or is this just a male habit?

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I think you guys are mistaking the intent here. OP is asking if women also wiggle the literal fuel hose at a gas station. Like guys definitely do it because we understand residual drips. So they’re asking if women do it too, since they don’t have similar equipment by nature. Or OP has a pee fetish.

    • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
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      Hey dont kink shame

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        If there’s a kink on your hose, you’ve got bigger problems

    • MakingWork@lemmy.ca
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      Even if a female here said they wiggle the hose, not sure they would represent the general female population.

      Are there any females here?

    • earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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      The funny thing is that the pump handle is the shutoff valve, so you’ll never get any extra gas from the hose.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        You forget about the nozzle.

        • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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          Rotate the nozzle 180° so the angle is steeper, then wiggle

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        From the valve to the tip of the nozzle still holds gas that hasn’t let go yet. Just like when you pour water from a cup, there’s still water left gripping the cup that can condense into larger droplets and drip out as soon as you put it back in your pants, unless you shake it a few times first.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    No matter how much ya wiggle and dance

    The last drop always falls down your pants

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      Yall need to start using some damn toilet paper

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        Such waste when I have perfectly good boxers

  • g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world
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    I understand the question, but for whoever needs to hear this right now. Press up on your gooch when you think you’re done, it helps push that last bit out.

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      I’m at the gas station right now, where is the pumps gooch?

      (It’s ok I’ve seen transformers)

      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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        Right below the tap-to-pay spot.

        • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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          Oh yeah, it moaned you must be right.

          • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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            There’s also a spot you can touch to make it bark like a dog.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Push and flex the knees works for me.

      Figured that out when I was in another country, had no extra money and someone stole all my underwear except what i wore. Keeps the trousers cleaner!

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    Hate to break it to ya… But girls don’t have a “fuel hose”.

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      there are exceptions to every rule

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    I think you need to draw us a diagram of what you’re imagining.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Consult your physician

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          You have way overqualified gas station attendants smdh

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    T-girl here for a perspective from a girl with that equipment. Yes I also wiggle the fuel hose.

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    I don’t understand how this is being misinterpreted. For the record, my wife does not clear the fuel nozzle before putting it back in the pump handle. She just pulls it out and slaps it back in the receptacle like some kind of monster.

    Gotta pull that thing out and slap the tip side to side on the rim of your fuel tank before putting it away.

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    If you push the flap and stop it early, while keeping the nozzle in the car and pressed down you will get all of the extra gas remaining in the hose.

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