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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

First time I'm here!!!

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First time I'm here!!!

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago
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  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    27•4 months ago

    That’s where all the baby states are made.

  • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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    17•4 months ago

    That’s where all the illegal immigrants feed the cows to make hamberders.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      6•4 months ago

      Oh, so it’s those darned blue states

  • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    17•4 months ago

    when I was a kid the circles I saw from the plane window really bothered me and nobody could tell me what they were. we didn’t even have dial up when I first saw them so looking them up was hard without knowing what they are called.

    • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      They are circular farms for anyone interested. There is a rolling irrigation line that rotates around the center point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j1lMs7fcIQ

  • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    13•4 months ago

    All 13 states.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      14•4 months ago

      Oklahoma, Alaska, Edinburgh, Boston, Sao Paulo, Arkansas, California, West Virginia, Alaska, Tennessee, Nevada, North Dakota, Florida and, of course, Taxes.

      • @nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de
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        2•4 months ago

        You forgot to mention Alaska

        • "no" bananaOP
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          3•4 months ago

          I did? Well, Alaska too of course. That has to be all 12.

        • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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          1•4 months ago

          And despair.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•4 months ago

      #Just1700sThings

  • @AA5B@lemmy.world
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    6•4 months ago

    True story: first time my ex visited my family in the Midwest. As we started descending, she saw the perfect graph paper alignment and exclaimed way too loudly just as they throttled back “WOW, IT IS REALLY FLAT”

    • @kerrypacker@lemmy.world
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      You were dating a retard.

      • @AA5B@lemmy.world
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        Certainly that’s what she felt like, but parts of the Midwest are strikingly flat with disturbingly regular road layouts, especially to someone who hasn’t been there before. My brother jokes that the biggest hill near him is the landfill and there’s too much truth to that

        It’s very different from the hilly area she was used to, where the joke is more like “the roads were not planned but just evolved from wildlife paths following natural features“

        • @Saryn@lemmy.world
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          I guess I must be “retarded” as well - I don’t get what’s so funny about someone being impressed or otherwise stricken with the landscape of a place they’ve never been to.

          Edit: typos

          • @AA5B@lemmy.world
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            1•4 months ago

            …. And blurt it out overly loudly

  • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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    5•4 months ago

    Oh Lemmy Shitpost, you are a diamond in the rough.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      I usually compare myself to coal

  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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