I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true
Community note: this is absolutely factual.
I’m making a community note on this right now.
True.
Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.
Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.
I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused
.selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC
The location of this comma, really annoys me.
The location of that command, also, really annoys me
We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.
Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.
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The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.
TIL Data’s last name is Accumulator!
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Thank you, I feel the same.
It still uses a pump
Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.
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Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?
I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.
It sparks whenever you hit the button.
That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.
Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?
He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC
He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.
It’s not his bag, baby!
Hey whats this?
Gotta ask yourself what such a huge pussy would need a penis pump
Too much was being asked of it
Confirmed by Snopes.
Do we even know he was in LA? Come on, guys. Someone should look a little deeper before spreading this kind of stuff.
um…/s
No might about it.
This guy’s poor wife… We all know why he’s been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so…
