You must be a former employee of the Wonker Weiner Company
It’s chilled greese
Precisely. And it grosses my kids out every time I tell them that’s what’s for dinner.
I love spoonerisms and I have an almost nervous habit of making them up on the spot at random times. Bugs the hell out of my wife.
Yeah, me too. Wifes the hell out of my bug.
Hugs the well out of my bife.
My wife, too, calls me a fart smeller.
Smažený sýr – fry your gheese, don’t crill it
Love this. The more I look, the worst it gets!
Morsehen if you will
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I don’t think I’ve called them anything other than ‘dothogs’ in the last decade.
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My brain absolutely refused to read
Jeanut Putter and Belly
as it was written.
All of these look like they would cost $50 at some super pretentious restaurant.
Especially the one with the paper plate
For some reason I was able to read “Peanut Butter and Belly” multiple times trying to parse it before the Jeanut Putter and Belly misspelling stood out to me.
What’s that in the bottom right image? Is that supposed to be cheese? It looks like anything but cheese. I know the “cheese” used on burgers is a mispronounciation for plastic waste but the grilled cheese sandwich looks like it has bleached cardboard or something.
Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting
I’ve seen halloumi cheese in Greece, and it doesn’t look like this at all. This looks like a factory produced piece of plastic. They make great cheese in Greece, nothing like this piece of chernobyl cake.
