yeah I don’t even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.
Ah yes I got this. Bro over here in the kitchen checks notes cooking! Wait no, he’s cooked? Cooked what? And who’s going to do the dishes? People have no respect these days, back when I was a kid you wouldn…
There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is “totally washed” and she’s like, “typical”, while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.
Washed? Is this some hip new slang term?
I feel liked not knowing this one makes me, well, washed…
GET ON THE FLOOR! NOW!
Are you sure? With my knees, you’ll need to help me up again.
yeah I don’t even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.
Free your mind and your ass will follow
Only like 20-30 more years before I can unironically quote this irl.
You can be old at any age depending on who you’re talking to lol.
Don’t worry it’ll fly by in no time
Yeah I just said that unironically yester . . the other . . . damn
New to me too. Washed sling meaning Washed up or past your prime. We old.
As an old head, I’m pretty confident that “washed up” was used long before 2020.
About a century before, Merriam-Webster cites the first recorded use in 1928.
All the new slang is just abbreviation, e.g. based, riz.
What’s based? Sorry I’m washed.
Ah yes I got this. Bro over here in the kitchen checks notes cooking! Wait no, he’s cooked? Cooked what? And who’s going to do the dishes? People have no respect these days, back when I was a kid you wouldn…
Based in reality, I think.
And if anyone is wondering, riz is charisma.
Based actually comes from freebased. Which is what you do to cocaine to make it crack.
Based used to mean something cringe worthy until the rapper Lil B started using it in a positive context.
Now it’s sort of the opposite of cringe.
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Ahh okay …opposite of cringe. That makes it easy to remember.
Everything has to be shorter, because gnat-like attention spans.
We used to use spent when we were too lazy to say washed up. Or fucked.
But you can’t use 4 letter words or your social media will get de-emphasized and your referral traffic will be
washedfucked.Washed up has been in use for a long time. I have no idea how they decided it was a 2020 invention. Some AI search probably told them so.
There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is “totally washed” and she’s like, “typical”, while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.
Sounds like she was streets behind.
oh dip! molotov cocktail
This sounds like brainwashed. I’m not saying that’s what they meant, but the context you provided makes it sound like that.
It’s like “washed up”
Washed up maybe?