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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
As much as Toto charges for these, I don’t think they should be defeated by toilet paper. Do better.
Just as soon as people quit pissing on it.
I supposedly go to work in a building with other adults.
Men who stand to piss has never had to clean the bathroom. It’s standard in Germany to sit when pissing. It’s also healthy for men, so if you’re standing, especially at home, sit the fuck down!
I clean my bathroom, and stand to pee. It’s fine.
Healthier how? I also clean and stand, and put the seat down to flush.
You seem quite passionate about this?
Yes, I am, because people should do what’s healthy for them. It’s not like I don’t stand when I’m out in the woods/in public toilets/in my garden (for the plants), but sitting let’s more urine out, making less of a mess of those small droplets than you can’t get out.
On that note, after you’ve pissed, try dragging your finger from underneath your balls and forward towards your balls - you’ll be surprised how much urine you’ll push out!
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sit the fuck down!
Nein!
Men standing to pee is not nearly as bad as women who hover.
It’s standard in Germany to sit when pissing.
I’m north of the border. Here it’s apparently standard not to use the urinals either, but men will walk into the booths and still piss standing.
“it’s like a little treat”
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Ah, another person who doesn’t have a penis, who doesn’t understand that when you sit down and compress everything and then stand up, piss goes everywhere.
Shut up and never speak again on how men should urinate. Unless you’re going to equally advocate that men have appropriate waste disposal tools in bathrooms, such as stand-up urinals.
You really want to see men’s penis so they can prove they’re male? I can take a picture of you don’t believe me, though, it’s weird, but I’ll do it.
If I shouldn’t wipe the seat with toilet paper because it creates micro-scratches, what the hell does it do to my ass?! I don’t want to risk scratches or discolouration either!
To be fair, your ass can likely heal micro scratches and your toilet seat probably cannot.
And the discolouration? What about the discolouration?! I’m not bleaching that thing again!
Well, that’s easy.
Just wipe it away with toilet paper.
Am I to high or this toilet looks like head with open mouth ? edit: The thumbnail has somehow flipped shadow.
It looks like the face from Mars is enjoying his new job.
*too
…but I see it too.
“You’re doo-doo-ing wrong.”
If it cannot withstand paper, it cannot withstand underwear. This doesn’t inspire me with security and reads more like the company trying to push away responsibility for cheap products and/or bad design. Toilets are nothing new, every country has at least a few.
* Pulls off mask, revealing “includes features like … an air dryer”.
Funny thing about air dryers and using them near plastics… Yeah, guys, to the people trying to argue that toiler paper is now sandpaper, one, I’m going to venture a guess that an air dryer does more damage, and two, I’m going to trigger you by telling you how I’ve been using toilet paper to clean my glasses and no problem, they even still have that blue surface level “anti-reflection” protection.
In stead, bless the rains down in Africa. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Duh. Everybody knows you should use your tongue.
For those who are surprised at the hardness of toilet paper and or paper towels, find a bare aluminum object and rub toilet paper or paper towels on its surface. Really hard with a lot of pressure. It won’t take much for black swarf to become visible on the paper as a fine black powder of aluminum is ground off.
I got a woodstove recently and got the same warning about the glass door on the front. Don’t clean it with paper towels or it will scratch up the glass. They recommend using newspaper instead.
This is why we should have let the Wicked Witch of the West get away with it.
Why is this news, lol. I own 2 Toto washlets, this warning is included in their manual.
Toto in my countries are commonly used in public so it kinda makes sense?
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