The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.
Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?
Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?
I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.
Bum drive.
Septic tank =Honeypot?
NAS.
Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.
This one is disgustingly accurate…
Due to the Honeywagon
Any network I join is a wide anal network
I never thought I’d feel so isolated on my septic system…
You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
Decentralized encrypting shitting
But is it open source?
Yours is like satellite internet.
Shoot me a bm
poot poot
Pick up the fart phone
Stream of subconscious
I’m logged in rn.
Begin the big download
I need more broadband because my upload is too big
there’s enough data in my bum i don’t want more
I’m on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.
Don’t you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.
When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
Ew, thanks I love it
Makes me feel very connected, thanks.
Aka the sphincternet.
There is an air gap. You’re safe.
But if water splashes up then it’s GAME OVER MAN.
Guess it’s the
Fediverseshittyverse
At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light
Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish
Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!
So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then
Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?
I’ve had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.
What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?
Honestly terrifies me
It’s the poop hand from monsturd… worst bad movie ever
Thank you, Thing.
