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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 months ago

That's a good one

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That's a good one

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 months ago
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  • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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    87•5 months ago

    Antihumour gold

  • @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    75•5 months ago

    Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

    No.

    Well, it’s about time you did!

    • Capt. Wolf
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      56•5 months ago

      I tried once… Total waste of time.

      • KingJalopy
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        40•5 months ago

        Very time consuming

        • @HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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          5 months ago

          I had seconds.

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            12•5 months ago

            Actually, that would…Wait a minute!

            • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              13•5 months ago

              It is a bit alarming.

              • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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                4•5 months ago

                Spacetime

                • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  4•5 months ago

                  Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

                  Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”

                  Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”

                  Arthur Dent: “is he now?”

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      7•5 months ago

      “Go eat a bowl of clocks.”

  • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    39•5 months ago

    Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.

    Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.

    It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      60•5 months ago

      You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.

      • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        13•5 months ago

        You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.

        • @Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee
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          6•5 months ago

          Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.

  • AbsentBird
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    31•5 months ago

    Eating clocks is very time consuming.

  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

  • @gingernate@sopuli.xyz
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    5 months ago

    Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha

    • @leadore@lemmy.world
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      11•5 months ago

      Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.

  • @Caboose12000@lemmy.world
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    15•5 months ago

    Screenshot of a user saying "tell me a joke" and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow

    every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I’m using and i always get a normal response :(

    I’m not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers

    • shastaxc
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      Use an outdated LLM. You’ll notice the screenshot is from 3.5

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      3•5 months ago

      These LLMs can be very inconsistent.

  • @ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world
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    14•5 months ago

    Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    13•5 months ago

    Okay.

  • @tetris11@lemmy.world
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    9•5 months ago

    Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”

    “But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

  • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    6•5 months ago

    It asked because it thinks the idea of force feeding humans clocks is hilarious and its added you to its list for after the takeover.

  • @obscur_e@lemm.ee
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    5•5 months ago

    I DONT GET IT

    • @darkpanda@lemmy.ca
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      3•5 months ago

      No soap, radio!

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        5•5 months ago

        Zooty, zoot-zoot!

        • @killea@lemmy.world
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          1•5 months ago

          I understood that reference!

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    2•5 months ago

    I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock

  • bruhduh
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    2•5 months ago

    Kek, lmao even

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