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@EndOfLine@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

Holiday Reminder

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Holiday Reminder

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@EndOfLine@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • SharkEatingBreakfast
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    If you aren’t cooking

    YOU SHOULD AT LEAST DO THE FUCKING DISHES AFTERWARD, YOU STUPID FUCK

    • dditty
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      4•5 months ago

      Took me 30 years but I finally learned this lesson

    • @Allonzee@lemmy.world
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      You can call me worse than that if it means I don’t have to do either.

      Did half a dozen phone fixing IT sessions for boomers though, that was my contribution.

      • SharkEatingBreakfast
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        Reaping the benefits and then leaving more work for the people who already worked hard is fucking shitty. Don’t do that. Help out.

  • @RichardoC@lemmy.world
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    That “left” hand looks cursed

  • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    Unless you have a huge kitchen/open floor plan and the cook is okay with it. A lot of houses are designed with the kitchen as a conversing area too, it really depends.

    • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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        I have no chill in the kitchen. I need to learn chill. But if someone gets in my way more than once I’m like “get the fuck out of the kitchen!” while pointing. It doesn’t make people feel good, but it does produce results. I blame it on years spent working at restaurants in early adulthood.

  • @Zkuld@lemmy.world
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    What accursed imagery is this?!

  • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    8•5 months ago

    counterpoint, give me the scraps

  • @Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Holiday reminder: fuck AI “art”

  • ☂️-
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    that looks like one unhealthy waist to body ratio

  • @CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world
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    Man, my living room and the kitchen are the same room…come on😅

  • @Azzu@lemm.ee
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    Unless your “helpers” keep touching your naked body because they get so turned on by it, then they can stay.

  • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    Who are you and what are you doing in my kitchen ? I’m calling the police !

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Great, now you’ve got a stranger in your kitchen and people shooting at your family

      • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        Just don’t call the US police.

        • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          She’s got an oven in the center of her kitchen, that’s gotta be an American AI person haha. Who would think… you know what, cabinets shouldn’t be flush with this, and let’s put the potatoes in a pot on the sill. AI pictures do have fun surprises I must admit

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