Poser racists think all Asian people are Chinese, all Hispanic people are Mexican, and all Black people are African. Professional racists can identify your home region by the minute traits that they loath about you.
“The slight trill in their accent and the width of the bridge of their nose tells me that they are from the Cassidian Provence of Blahgistan just north of the Arno Mountain range… bloody Cassidians taking our jobs!”
I learn more about other cultures so I can be racist more accurately
I mean, being racist is such a huge part of your life. Why wouldn’t you want to do it well? Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
Seriously, racists are so lazy nowadays. Judging people based solely on skin color? Back in the day, they treated that shit like science.
British people hate people from the next county over more than they hate Gypsies and foreigners combined
It’s like a regional version of “better a heathen than a heretic”
As an American, in Tennessee, I don’t understand it. It’s not like the Brits have to deal with fucking Kentuckians, the cousin banging weirdos. Why do they hate on their neighbors so much? I mean, I have to live next door to yankee posers who fuck their sisters and made meth the state bird. And you don’t see me hating on the neighbors like that!
made meth the state bird
where’s this joke from? it feels familiar.
If I got it from somewhere I’ve forgotten. Closest similar joke I know is mosquito is the state bird
Doesn’t even have to be the next county over for Newcastle and Sunderland
It’s more sibling rivalry than hate. It’s far more terrifying. It gets even more so when something actually threatens either one. Anyone who’s seen the result of picking on the youngest of 3 brothers knows exactly what I mean.
GeoGuessr, but with people.
“I can see that the hair has split ends so we can narrow it down to 45 degrees of the equator, that hair clip that has 3 black stripes in the middle so that means we can narrow it down to Southeast Pennsylvania. Actually that scar looks like it was made from the fence surrounding the Walmart on Driver Road…”
That and absolutely nobody wins.
This job does not take your casual racist; no this takes a competitive racist to identify them.
Exactly what I hoped it was
the fuck is with these comments? yall never leave the united states? this isn’t about race. you can absolutely make a ton of informed observations based on so many social cues, styles, speech, and so on. and as others pointed out, the guests tell you too lol.
Honestly it’s fucking weird you guys think this is racist. makes me wonder if you even understand what racism is
Exactly this… I’ve been called out before for saying that someone (who was french) “looked french”, with the implication that it was racist of me to imply that people from different countries typically have subtly different features.
Of course, you can’t always tell where someone is from based on how they look, act, or speak, but pretending that there aren’t certain phenotypes that are more common some places than others is just ignoring what we can observe. It’s not always easy to pinpoint exactly what it is, but people generally have an idea of what a “typical southern/western/eastern/northern european”, looks like (or any other area of the world for that matter), and often that intuition will be correct. This is not racism, it’s simply the fact that after seeing a bunch of people from some country or region, you build a pattern for what phenotypes are typical in that region. Racism is when you decide to assign more worth to some phenotype or ethnicity than another, which is a whole different thing.
Basically, recognising that people are in fact different is not racism. Determining someones worth or quality of character based on differences in phenotype is.
“Looking french” is an amazing example of this. French people can have skin tone ranging from the palest of white to the darkest brown, yet when you see them they are unmistakably French.
Well, according to chronically online Americans race is when you speak, dress, eat, and behave in a certain way
What if you are VERY mixed race? Is that an automatic “American”?
Believe it or not, straight to the detention camp.
Assuming someone very mixed race is American is definitely an automatic “America”.
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I like to think of myself as European, thank you very much.
hol up, whats wrong with his face? is it melting? is his eyebrow below the top of his ear?? lol
I’ve self diagnosed with face blindness, so I’m not certainly not the greatest expert on this subject, but I think that might be an eyelid combined with an odd camera angle.
Imagine a NK General in uniform walks by and he clicks Japan lol
I wasn’t aware nationality and race were indistinguishable. Yet.
Palli, hahah
Pyytäisitkö palliasi lopettamaan twiittailun, Matti. Vähintäänkin voisit pyytää siirtymään Mastodoniin.
I assume this is to select the country the passport is from or something?
Nm i’m in the wrong place 🙂