Yeah that’s why you wash things.
Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
FELLAS
And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
I mean my hand has touched way more disgusting things and yet I still eat with it. Seems a little too silly.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
Fuck
LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY! A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE!
I eat with my hands as well 👍
The chances you and I have touched the same thing at least once means I probably also eat with your hands.
I live in Britain.
All our mouths are like that.
Yeah? And those forks have also been washed with soap, killing the majority, if not all, of the bacteria present.
What’s your point?
The air you’re breathing has also been inside this person.
Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years. For 4.3 billion years life has existed.
That is, at minimum, 4 billion years of animal farts we’re breathing in with every… Single… Breath…
I don’t think bacterial excretions count as farts, so it’s probably more like 800 million years worth of farts as that’s when animals started existing.
We’re all star farts. I guess it’s a matter of who cMe first, the chicken or the fart.
The water you are drinking has been through his penis (and asshole)
Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.
The point is that the fork has been traumatised and it transfers that trauma to your food by the magic of homeopathy or something.
Better yet, they’re sent through dishwashers that heat the water crazy hot. FDA requirements dictate that the surface temperature of utensils in a commercial dishwasher must get up to 160°F. NSF requirements necessitate temps high enough to yield a log5 reduction in bacteria. Because of this, many commercial dishwashers get up to 180°F. They also use both soap and sanitizer. You don’t have to worry about this if the restaurant is up to code.
Craziest part is they take like, 3 minutes start to finish.
Can say the same about the forks in my house.
Because I stole them from those restaurants.
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That is the dishwasher.
stop all of you
I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.
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Hmm… If we want to stretch something further… How do I know water that I drink is something new or clean instead of treated water, pure water or even perhaps dinosaur piss that has been filtered from underground soil long long time ago? 🤔😳
“Hurm hurm hurm, at my favorite restaurant? Hah! Scum like that can’t afford it!”
Or
“What? Naw, we use disposable forks” at my favorite restieraunts"
Wait until you pay for your meal
thanks a lot brits
