What is our famous phrase for putting strain on websites? So we have it ready for when we reach critical mass one day.
The “oh hey, is that an uptick in traffic?”
We’re not going to break anyone’s website.
Don’t underestimate the growth when more ground work is being done.
Like how Mastodon’s servers were accidentally DDoSing servers to generate a link preview as the post propagated on the fediverse.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/06/mastodon_delays_fix_ddos/
Lemmy Tickle
That’s a cute one!
Lemmy tickle? Not enough people to do much of anything yet.
Lemmy’s gentle caress
Lemmy’s inaudible murmur
Lemmy’s vauge acknowledgment
Putting strain on websites would require users. We don’t need a name for that yet.
LemmyParty
ooo MEESA Lika dis
Calm down jar jar
I pull out my red light saber, then put on on my robe and wizard hat.
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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here
“Huh, I had 12 more visitors today than yesterday.”
the lemmy blip
Lemmywinked
Because… the site winked… out of existence for a minute?
Some day in the distant future (the year 2000!)
The Lemmy Cliff Run
Is this that footage that Disney faked by throwing lemmings off the cliff from a concealed position?
EDIT - it is! At 1:30 here: https://youtu.be/xMZlr5Gf9yY?si=Xp-GyhQZhiN_SHEf
WTF?
Lemmy Smash
if ever it does become a thing, it must be this.
Ah fuck, our server is getting Gerbilled by Lemmywinks.
our server is getting Gerbilled by Lemmywinks
In 10 years, this will be an XKCD comic.
The Lemmy Lick.
Out of all the choices, I like this the most.
The dangerous little lick.
The thing where a server rack thinks it has traffic so the fans spin up but then it realizes it was just the wind so the fans stop after a few seconds
The Lemmy speed bump? I don’t think it gets a name until it’s something that can actually happen 😅
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