Guess we can indirectly measure the maximum value of a human life - turns out I could buy several with my walking around money.
So assassinating CEOs is good for the stock market? Hmm.
It’s a strange thing but the chart is right there in front of us
We’ve been sacrificing underpaid workers, labourers and academics alike, to the stock market for years with such small returns. A single CEO is sacrificed and the line skyrockets.
We’ve been targeting the wrong people.
He died doing what he loved… Hurting people during the exact worst moments of their entire lives, but through layers of obfuscation so he could treat people like widgets.
One CEO down, only a few thousand more to go.
Ahaha can hear him saying it
follow the money
.world gonna ban the New York Stock Exchange now.
As much as I’m rooting for this meme, the spike was very brief and the stock has been falling consistently over the last day 😔
Probably just a bunch of people getting in on the short.
Buy high sell low
No Christmas bonus this year.
It’s ok, Christmas came early.
Let me get a gun and some Tesla stocks
I don’t know if this is a plan, or like a regular order at a American drive thru.
“A number 9, a gun, and some Tesla stocks, no ketchup. Please and thank you.”
BEHOLD! THE MARKET HAS SPOKEN! LET IT BE SO! GO FORTH AND SERVE YOUR MASTER!
WE MUST SACRIFICE MORE CEO BODIES TO THE NASDAQ GODS.
FOR GROWTH!
When did Wallstreet get so based?
It didn’t, the stock is down 30% this week, OP just cropped a completely bullshit and misleading time window.
Hmm, what has the bigger effect on stock market: firing 1000s of workers or shooting a CEO?
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Something something something, fiduciary duty.
You know people keep saying this event is unifying everyone, didn’t realize it could mean the rich as well.
