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@haroldstork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

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@haroldstork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • @IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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    one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

    • @NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      Probably right into your purse you fairy. Next you are going to tell me you like seeing your partner get off during sex… Damn libs taking away my toxic masculinity.

  • @yesman@lemmy.world
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    the circle is complete:

    FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO BE HAPPY?

    • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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      10•5 months ago

    • @lugal@lemmy.world
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      I’m reading an 1818 novel and it uses “gay” for happy and also the noun “gaiety” which I love and want to bring back

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        3•5 months ago

        I just wish we could all be as gay as possible.

      • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        2•5 months ago

        I do love the word gaiety. It just invokes such an enjoyable time, and honestly I don’t think it’ll be too misunderstood

  • @Pencilnoob@lemmy.world
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    It baffles me how much humans want to control each other. Any three humans in a room and you’ve got four opinions on how everyone else should live.

    I’m tired of this, can’t we just let people do as they please. I say we all just: Live. Laugh. Love.

    • Flying SquidM
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      • ivanafterall ☑️
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  • @cholesterol@lemmy.world
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  • defunct_punk
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    13•5 months ago

    A grown man is allowed 1 laugh, 2 chuckles, or 4 sremoveds a day

    • Dr. Bob
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      6•5 months ago

      SN1cK3r5

    • @nixcamic@lemmy.world
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      Skilometers for the rest of the world.

  • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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    12•5 months ago

    “Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man’s ruse."

    —Captain Holt

  • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    7•5 months ago

    How many chuckles = one laugh?

  • @lugal@lemmy.world
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    6•5 months ago

    I laughed on this… twice

  • Battle Masker
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    5•5 months ago

    men can’t have shit in Detroit

  • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    5•5 months ago

    I couldn’t have 1 laugh a day, imagine seeing someone go from 😆 to 😐 instantly and NOT laughing at it. I’m really bad at “try not to laugh” so this would be impossible

  • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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    One laugh and maybe one or two sensible chuckles, then we’ve got shit to do.

  • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

  • Random_Character_A
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    Proper stoic gentleman never laughs.

  • Orbituary
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    https://i.imgur.com/5jxTRh4.jpeg

  • @ntma@lemm.ee
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    • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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      I hope that the happy employee found a better place to work, after you passed them by.

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    • @OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      Glad you’re not my boss. Who hates joy?

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        • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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          Glad you’re not my boss.

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