Not enjoying salt & vinegar is just a sign of weakness
My home state has salt and vinegar chips that are so acidic that eating more than a handful will burn the inside of your mouth and the skin on the edge of your lips will fall off.
So anyway those are my favorite flavor ever and I eat so many every time I have the chance to eat them that I can’t taste for a week.
Edit: I hate autocorrect. Always have.
I suppose the fix is to find a basic drink to neutralize the acid before it burns your mouth?
I can’t think of any basic drinks…
EDIT: Apparently, milk, tea, and certain juices are basic/alkaline.
Pro tip: After vomiting, have a glass of milk (assuming you can keep it down). It’ll neutralize the stomach acid burning your throat
Surely water is better because the pH of your average fresh milk is between 6.5 to 6.9
Milk of magnesia is ph 10.5 though.
But that’s the good stuff.
Basically most food is at least a bit acidic (even milk and tea) because it keeps better.
S&V was an unknown flavour in my country. So i was rather sceptical when I tried fries in the UK with that kind of seasoning for the first time.
I am a convert now. Anyone who considers this flavour “freaky” can go and drown in American ketchup (you know that kind with 50% HFCS).
Bro, both Ketchup and S&V are worse than salted. They taste so bad they actively lower the quality compared to no flavouring at all
Hmm… in Canada that is one of the basic best selling flavours… you basically have to offer salt and vinegar if you sell chips. Is it really that uncommon in the states. I mean I heard it’s hard to get ketchup flavour down there, but I wouldn’t have suspected salt and vinegar as being rare.
Nah salt and vinegar chips are also very popular in the US. But I’m not personally a fan, so I agree with the meme.
As for ketchup flavored chips. I did not know that was a thing, you may be right about that.
Yeah, ketchup is basically salt and vinegar but with sugar and “tomato” powder. So it’s ultimately a bit milder than salt and vinegar.
Ketchup chips taste more like “plain salsa” chips to me. Just a vague tomato flavor with no tang at all.
I’ll eat salt and vinnie’s all day though, so maybe i’m biased.
As an American fan of salt and vinegar chips, you’re never having a hard time finding them, but they’re not in the variety packs and if you bring them to a cookout without any other flavors you will get mean looks. Though really the only flavor other than plain that wouldn’t get you mean looks for only bringing it is barbecue (maybe jalapeño)
While they may co-occur, I think my enjoyment of Salt & Vinegar chips is independent of my freakiness and perversion
Would you like to attend one of my salt and vinegar orgies?
Fixed it:
I’m sure farsighted people appreciate this 🙏
If you’re not gasping for air after inhaling on a freshly opened bag then they are not worthy
I’m both of those things, so that checks out.
What freak doesn’t like salt and vinegar?
My mom must’ve been one helluva freaky pervert then heh
She really was.
Meanwhile in Lithuania:
Yes for pink
I believe these are potato and beet flavors.
The first one is more like bacon and sour cream, but tastes a lot like cepelinai, Lithuanian potato dumplings.
The second one is beet, green onion, cucumber, egg and kefir. So just like Lithuanian cold borcht (but a lot saltier).
The same company had made pussy and penis flavoured chips too, but I have never tried those.
The number of people who, having ostensibly read your reply, have not simply shit themselves trying to ask you “EXCUSE ME WHAT THE REFRIED FUCK?” is staggering.
A bit of old news, really.
Looks like specifically cold borshch flavour. So beets and yoghurt
That doesn’t really sound bad; I love a savory chip.
Why not have beet chips at that point? Like, from beet instead of potato. Its amazing
Well, guess I’m either a freak or a pervert.
What’s your phone number? Asking for a friend.
What kind of friend?
…just a guy.
I’m both.
salt and vinegar is the 2nd best flavour (behind all dressed of course)
80% chance this person is Canadian
The heck kind of flavour is ‘all dressed’?
ketchup, BBQ, sour cream and onion, and salt and vinegar all on one chip
Hmm, interesting! We don’t have that in Australia - closest I can think of would be ‘Light & Tangy’; but that still isn’t that close.
Then I’m about to get my fuckin FREAK on.
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