Since when is voicemail dead? It’s vital for when I miss a call from a healthcare provider, pharmacy, contractor, service provider … do y’all just sit in a sealed box all day?
I sit in a box and I smear shit on the walls
A basement actually
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Yeah I love voicemail. It’s an easy way to tell if I need to return a call or it was a scam
If you’re a usual person, then “boo-hoo, people are so scared to be blocked by you”.
If you’re a moderator or something, you’re evil and unfit the position.
I think the voicemail thing is very country specific, I mean here in Poland voicemail is the first thing to disable when you get the phone number, it’s even considered rude to have it enabled, it stems from the times when the calls were billed by the minute and carriers seemed to switch to voicemails after too soon, like after 1-2 beeps and “sending signals” (calling without answering to communicate, like “I’ll send you a signal when I’ll be there” or something) was popular among the young people
On the other hand the answering machines weren’t a thing here, maybe it’s connected?
Also I don’t get the reason behind “but some random business might call me”, isn’t that an unsolicited call? Of course it’s a completely different thing when your number is a business number, but on the other hand why not send an email? Guessing it’s a deeply cultural thing stemming from aforementioned answering machines, for me listening through the voice message is inefficient, I prefer text content, like I’d rather read the article than view the video summary, but I know some people prefer it
And here we are in the times of voice messages, my wife uses it to communicate with her friend and I’m tired of hearing those umms, food swallowing, lip smacking etc
Yep, Scandinavia here signing under this as well. Well written!
Was gonna say I use voicemail almost everyday. For the simple reason I’m not always close to phone and don’t pickup on unknown numbers
Who even leaves voicemails anymore? If I don’t reach somebody I just sent them a quick text why I called and whatever to call back.
Doctors offices, bill collectors, anything to do with finances basically.
Really? All of those are email or texts for me. Genuinely can’t remember the last time I recieved or sent a genuine phone call.
Well that’s your zone. Where I am its email text and voicemail. Only time I get emails is from companies I deal with regularly the rest go to VM. The odd texts I get are about 60/40 spam\phish or doc appts
Finance, medical, family, contractors (yard guy, HVAC guy, etc.), service providers (auto shop, insurance, etc.) …
Yep. All of those
I love getting transcripts and then returning the call that goes to their voicemail.
I had voicemail deactivated for decades. I’m not reachable? Call again later or write a message. Now that I’m older I had to reactivate it because contractors, pharmacy etc. expect and use it to send me information.
I hate voice messages in WhatsApp and the like but I can see the usage for others. My wife communicates with her friends this way. When you have to watch the kids you can send and listen to messages without having to look at your phone.
Voicemail is dead, long live the voice message.
Fucking WhatsApp, thanks for nothing assholes
They shouldn’t have been allowed to sell to Meta.
Here you have to pay to listen to them I think since the beginning, so voicemail was something very few people used and most of the time your grandma would leave one by accident.
That drawing style remind me of the card game with the explosives and the kittens.
That’s because The Oatmeal made that game

Edit: guy hosts his comics on amazonaws.
I want to sit down with the person who brought voice notes to Hinge, and ask them why the fuck they thought dating by voicemail was a good idea.








