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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 months ago

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 months ago
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  • @jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    96•6 months ago

    Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet, that’s how World War I got started.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      24•6 months ago

      That reminds me of my favorite quote from the author of Eat, Pray, Love:

    • @dragontamer@lemmy.world
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      17•6 months ago

      Abe Lincoln famously warned us about how people make up shit on the Internet.

    • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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      5•6 months ago

      On the other hand you don’t want to dismiss everything you read on the Internet. That’s how World War II got started.

  • @PetteriPano@lemmy.world
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    63•6 months ago

    Akshually, skateboarding was invented by a certain Marty McFly in 1955.

    • Random_Character_A
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      21•6 months ago

      I remember seeing historical record film about this that was recorded on an magnetic tape medium.

      • Prehensile_cloaca
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        9•6 months ago

        Betamax?

        • Tar_Alcaran
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          4•6 months ago

          Video2000

    • @wildcardology@lemmy.world
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      6•6 months ago

      His name was actually Calvin Klein.

  • @atomicorange@lemmy.world
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    51•6 months ago

    Before Avril, we called it rollerboarding. The boards were considerably larger and you would propel yourself along with a long pole, like a gondola. Only the wealthy could afford true rollerboards, however, we would make our own with scrap wood. I had one that was a modified old door that I had attached bicycle wheels to the sides of. That board would FLY down hills but you needed the whole neighborhood to pull the damn thing back up again.

    • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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      22•6 months ago

      there should be a /c/shittybackinmyday

    • @Donebrach@lemmy.world
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      4•6 months ago

      Man I wonder how much wrote human history is just people trolling.

      • @atomicorange@lemmy.world
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        5•6 months ago

        This is a primary source, baby! That’s gonna be gold in 120 years!

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    30•6 months ago

    Except Avril Lavigne hasn’t been Avril Lavigne ever since the switch. If you’re going to spread lies, at least use a real person maybe?

    • peopleproblems
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      14•6 months ago

      But everyone knows Avril Lavigne died in 2003, and Avril Lavigne did invent skateboarding in 2002. He’s not spreading lies, he’s exaggerating the truth.

      The truth being, of course, there is no spoon.

  • @ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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    29•6 months ago

    Skateboarding is male dominated because women learn falling as you age isn’t fun faster than men.

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13•6 months ago

      Don’t tell that to the roller derby teams

      • @Bacano@lemmy.world
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        2•6 months ago

        I’ve never seen so many women at the skatepark. On quads, inline, and skateboards whatever. Ik its a shit post but I really like skating and I like how inclusive it tends to be these days.

        Women on street league are doing tricks never been done before by women, always pushing the envelope. When I was growing up, my one skater friend was one of like 3 girls compromising the entire scene. Now you can catch 3 at the parks on any given day.

  • @buzz86us@lemmy.world
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    14•6 months ago

    It was invented in 1955 by Calvin Klein

  • Roflmasterbigpimp
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    13•6 months ago

    The Skateboard was invented by “Gustav zu Skate” in 1965 in West-Berlin and was called “Lustigkeitsrollbrett” then shortened to Skatebrett and in English Skateboard 🥸

  • @Snapz@lemmy.world
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    10•6 months ago

    It’s complicated…

  • @dragontamer@lemmy.world
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    9•6 months ago

    Well it wasn’t good enough for her.

  • @Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    9•6 months ago

    Growing up in the 60’s I had a skateboard called a monster with a picture of a monster on the top. It had metal skate wheels on it. My uncle said they used to make something like that in the 40’s by nailing a skate onto a board, though it sounded more like a scooter since they usually added a handle to the front.

    • NielsBohron
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      3•6 months ago

      It had metal skate wheels on it. My uncle said they used to make something like that in the 40’s by nailing a skate onto a board, though it sounded more like a scooter since they usually added a handle to the front.

      As seen in the documentary Back to the Future

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    5•6 months ago

    Isn’t Avril Lavigne the singer who was replaced with a clone?

    /s

    • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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      5•6 months ago

      That was Michael Jackson but they made a mistake…he was African American and they forgot the African part with the clone… sorry Michael! I had to. I just had to!

      • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        2•6 months ago

        https://youtu.be/CJW_yTbYGoI

      • LoudWaterHombre
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        1•6 months ago

        Wrong dunk my dude

        • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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          7 out of 572 doctors disagree.

  • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    4•6 months ago

    Wait skating is male dominated? I’m an old now, but that wasn’t the case in my town when I was a fellow kid.

    • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      Not many people scare anymore. Cars or walk (mainly car). At my school of 1,500 there’s maybe 3 bikes.
      Nobody rides anything to go anywhere it’s just for fun now around the neighborhood.

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Skateboarding was not a woman’s invention. Not sure who did but it predates 2002 by at least 30 decades because I had one as a kid in the 70s. And hey, just found out they originated in the 30s

    • Stez
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      10•6 months ago

      It’s sarcasm dude and 30 decades would be 300 years it’s not that old

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        4•6 months ago

        Yeah well i mistyped. Supposed to be just 3

    • @almar_quigley@lemmy.world
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      1•6 months ago

      That’s the joke.gif

  • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    -1•6 months ago

    I thought she was the inventor of too much eye make-up.

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