She looks more masculine now than before.
Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses
Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.
Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵
This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he’s being used by Trump will drive him crazy
You can see it in his eyes in this picture.
That’s what a K hole looks like.
I thought it was just love.
Love takes a while to mature. This is Love’s cousin. The frantic and morally bankrupt Desire.
What a fucking weirdo.
Is… is that real?
Oh yeah baby. Strap in. And get strapped if you don’t like it.
it’s the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he’ll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.
I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.
“When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it’s electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he’d be worthless,” the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, “and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, ‘drop to your knees and beg,’ and he would have done it…”
Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.
How long before they upgrade Elon to Felon?..
Or Felonia if you like 😂🤣
Fellatia
That would require a functional system of government.
Musty, Felon
I’m gonna force myself to watch a crappy Stephen King movie because of this. I’ll raise a glass to anyone that can get under the skin of this dumb chump.
You can read one of his good books instead of watching a crappy movie.
Steven King doesn’t make movies…!? I guess reading one of his dreadful books that never saw a professional editor is too much for a performative gag.
He certainly made Maximum Overdrive and if you think that’s dreadful I’d hate to see what makes you smile.
You have to admit he makes a very handsome woman
Sissy Space-X
Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.
I was hoping to change his name to “Felon” but who knows maybe in another 4 years.
Lose one (1) election:
“Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we’re removing the pronouns from our bios.”
Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?
Elonia is Trump’s blood girl.
No you’re not
Is this a microblog post?
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