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@obscur_e@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish •
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idk french but this escalated quickly

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idk french but this escalated quickly

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  • @ch00f@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t splitting helium into hydrogen absorb energy?

    Fusion bombs fuse hydrogen into helium.

    • @EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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      France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

      • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        Its actually the Germans dressed as the English, retribution for France planning on nuking them if the cold war got hot. Also it wa as all of Germany not just the Eastern half.

    • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      8•6 months ago

      Split atom and you get energy

      Not that atom - look you’re doing it wrong

      Yeah, you are right. You don’t energy for fusing elements heavier than iron and you definitely don’t get energy from fission of helium-4.

    • @obscur_e@lemm.eeOP
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      5•6 months ago

      Are you alchemist? Is it true you can cut an atom with knife like potato

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Yes. Finding a knife-like potato is difficult, though.

  • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    is it not the same in english? noble gases? idk french either but i would guess its like this:

    hello my name is helium. im a noble gas.

    noble?

    guillotine

    • @obscur_e@lemm.eeOP
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      4•6 months ago

      I should have mentioned idk chemistry either

  • @zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz
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    I realize trolling nerds is part of the appeal, but this gag would actually work with heavier noble gases like krypton, xenon, or radon.

  • @pHr34kY@lemmy.world
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    They turned it into Cher-noble.

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