Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Why?
Why not?
You do you)
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Hotel? Trivago
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I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
Actual strawman just dropped
What a terrible day to have eyes…
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic, or maybe crazy straw?.. I am curious.
bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.
Don’t forget that it’s just as much about technique as it is about the instrument(s).
That’s painful sounding
No, no no no no!
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
*in church
