Day 2 of reminding the fediverse there are women who prefer shorter guys (source: am one of them). If y’all don’t want them I’ll take them. I’ll take them all.
I imagine there are even women out there who care more about a man’s personality than their height…
Being short isn’t your fault, being a dull cunt is.
Having partners the same height and relative size as you is great as you get to effectively double your wardrobes.
Granted this works best when you both have similar tastes in fashion though.
Dating someone of equal height: you can easily kiss on the lips without anyone awkwardly bending to reach
Dating someone shorter: every hug gets a bonus motor-boating
Dating someone shorter: every hug gets a bonus motor-boating
brilliant
I can assure you that there are EVEN MORE women out there care about personality AND height…
Does anyone find bitterness and resentment attractive though? Maybe work on that first before you worry about how tall you are.
I’m married to a man the same height as me. Absolutely zero regrets. He’s kind and funny, and my favorite person.
The only thing I’m slightly jealous of is that I might not be able to wear my husband’s ribcage as armor should I outlive him the way that women with taller husband’s can. But that’s life! I love my husband more than I desire widow armor.
I have no idea where your lore is from, but I like it! As a taller and bigger guy, I see no better way to go out than protecting my love my partner from hordes of barbarians. Let my ribs be impenetrable armor and my femur be an armor splitting bludgeon for her berserker rage. Tales will be told and songs will be sung, and …… crap, she’s now my ex. Forget it, I’ll fertilize a tree when the time comes
Thanks! As far as I know I made it up, but it wouldn’t surprise if the concept has appeared elsewhere.
The height preference thing always kinda reminded me of orcs or amazons and I figured those archetypal societies would do something like that… plus I saw an opportunity to make a joke. I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Also I really enjoyed the picture you painted with it! That was a fun read. I hope you find that badass lady to wear your ribcage in battle one day!
I might not be able to wear my husband’s ribcage as armor
seems like it would smell…
How do you think they articulate skeletons in museums or medical displays? They clean them. First with bugs, then with chemicals like peroxide.
Height and attractiveness have nothing to do with each other for me, but I do wish someone would find a way to make my wife taller so I wouldn’t have to keep getting things off of the top shelves in the cabinets for her.
Removed by mod
Now I’m interested why and how are you measuring tenths of millimeters
Micrometer
Accurately measure to within 0.001 in. or 0.03mm Measures up to 6 in.
https://www.harborfreight.com/hand-tools/measuring-marking/calipers-micrometer.html
Yeah but it would smoosh into such a limp dick, no way to get an accurate grip.
So IDK exactly what you were talking about BUT I work with micrometers everyday at work and you actually grip em with your pinky or sometimes pinkey and ring finger, and hold it against your palm so you can use your thumb and index finger to rotate the top!
Even people with big hands can use them pretty effectively :D
This concludes the unasked for, unnecessary information. TY for listening
The discussion was about measuring a limp dick not using the limp dick to operate the micrometer.
Now I’m interested what the comment was before deletion.
A lame dick size joke
Kinda obvious in hindsight =/
No joke, I wish I could gift some height to another to be shorter.
Must change your DNA…
Not shown: Big Bird’s bones breaking, because that’s how leg extension surgery works.
Cartoon violence inflicted on a rude person displayed in a comic strip has somehow started a war about “incels” and “toxic masculinity”; meanwhile, I’ve never watched Sesame Street and I was over here thinking Big Bird was a girl.
Follow That Bird is the second-best Muppet movie (after The Muppet Movie) and I will fight you if you say otherwise.
Lengthening your legs, which will screw you up in a number of ways, is the most cucked thing you can do. Imagine letting the opinions of people online guide your behavior in such a drastic way.
Call that the cunt punt.
Kek, I like kick woman too
violence against women is never okay
Humiliating someone because of their appearance is also not ok.
But getting violent because someone said something mean to you… is?
I don’t get the point you’re trying to make here.
and yet you probably kicked your own mother in her womb… i cant believe you
I think a lot of babies do that.
my god…what an awful world we live in
I feel like this short king shit is rooted in toxic masculinity and generally gross.
- This is a comic strip on the internet, chill.
- It is toxic to have the response the woman depicted in said comic had over a physical feature that someone has no control over. What genders are involved don’t actually matter.
Mate/partner selection based on physical characteristics is seen all through nature, why would humans be any different? And why would you label that as toxic?
I’m going to assume you aren’t arguing in bad faith and just have poor reading comprehension. In the comic the woman doesn’t just reject the bird, she does so in an unnecessarily cruel way. It’s fine if you have a type, but if you make people who aren’t that type feel bad about themselves for things outside of their control: that makes you toxic. If you can’t see that I don’t know what to tell you.
People are always going to feel bad when being rejected, I was really responding to the underlying criticism of women rejecting shorter partners and not the actual exaggeration used in the comic.
And I’m the asshole for my “No fat chicks” T-shirt and “Federal Booby Inspector” hat?
I feel that you’re missing the point.
Licking your butthole is also seen in nature…
So… now you’re kink shaming people?
Why do you have to sexualize everything? I just like my butthole nice and clean.
I’m not sure I follow
as long as you remember to like and subscribe that should be okay
Yup. Just another double standard, because lord forbid a guy have physical standards about a woman and be honest about them. 🙄
Hard agree.
