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@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago

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@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago
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  • @HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • @shneancy@lemmy.world
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      8•6 months ago

      after the goose comes a swan, which though bigger, tougher, and stronger, has chilled the hell out a bit

      after a swan then comes the Canadian goose, which even though it appears to be a return to goose, it’s actually the might of a swan, and the rage of a 100 regular geese

  • @IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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    14•6 months ago

    and make them explosively shit

    • Captain Aggravated
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      10•6 months ago

      Add extended range flight tanks and a foot long spiral penis.

      • @IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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        5•6 months ago

        now we’re cooking with gas!!

  • @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    13•6 months ago

    Love this excuse to share a pic of the most beloved member of my flock. Antonio. When he is raising ducklings, we call him Big Papa Tony

    • @motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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      3•6 months ago

      just want you to know your duck name made my day better, great shit

      • @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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        2•6 months ago

        Omg thank you!

  • Psychadelligoat
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    7•6 months ago

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      4•6 months ago

      Girl seems pleased

  • @jaemo@sh.itjust.works
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    5•6 months ago

    Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

  • @Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    5•6 months ago

    And one more thing, make sure it loves to rape

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      1•6 months ago

      They do??

  • bruhduh
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    5•6 months ago

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      accidentally points at cow

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    3•6 months ago

    Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard’s hypothesis that God wasn’t done creating animals when he smoked all the opium “just to test the first batch” 😁

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      2•6 months ago

      Man, imagine when God invented the drugs

  • @AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org
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    2•6 months ago

    And corkscrew genitals

  • @nialv7@lemmy.world
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    2•6 months ago

    … and give them corkscrews.

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      1•6 months ago

      Ducks are nature’s wine bottle opener.

  • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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    1•6 months ago

    “And make it taste better.”

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      1•6 months ago

      That’s what the quacking does

  • OBG
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    0•6 months ago

    Hahahaha

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