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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months ago
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  • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    74•7 months ago

    Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting.

    • @0ops@lemm.ee
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      “one, two, th…”

      *Girl walks in *

      “…Ninety-nine, one hundred”

  • @pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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    He will randomly remember that memory one night at bed in his thirties and this will make him unable to fall asleep for the next hour

    Edit: I see a lot of cringey memories in the crowd tonight, you’re beautiful

    • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      7•7 months ago

      Not more than 10 years back.

      • @TommySalami@lemmy.world
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        5•7 months ago

        Yeah, I’m 30 and I have way more recent embarrassing moments to keep me up at night. I’m not thinking of shit I did when I was a kid

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    31•7 months ago

    I don’t like being called out like this.

    • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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      Hah, I had such a huge crush on one of my sister’s friends when I was a teenager. I kept trying to hang out with her and my sister despite her polite, total disinterest. I miss feeling that sort of excitement.

  • XIIIesq
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    24•7 months ago

    More game than I had 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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    19•7 months ago

    “Now, son… thats not going to work, what you need to do is keep doing that every day when she isnt here and eating clean until you turn 18 and show your sisters friends no interest at all just walking around without a shirt on.”

  • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    11•7 months ago

    I’m a school bus driver. Last week a 13yo middle schooler tried to impress a girl by running after my bus after I dropped them off and grabbing the bumper. Middle schoolers are some serious fucking dumbasses, but this move surprised even me. Even more surprising was the girl actually being impressed by his asphalt faceplant.

  • @callouscomic@lemm.ee
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    -33•7 months ago

    Real-life isn’t some crappy sitcom

    • ComradeSharkfucker
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      36•7 months ago

    • @drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      31•7 months ago

      I literally did this I’m sorry your childhood was boring

      • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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        14•7 months ago

        I didn’t do this but I definitely threw tennis balls at the girl I liked when I was 13, which may be one of the few dumber ways to try to get attention. Teenage boys’ brains are pretty much the reason crappy sit-coms resonate with anyone.

    • @kautau@lemmy.world
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      27•7 months ago

      !nothingeverhappens@lemmy.world

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        15•7 months ago

        Well played 😄

    • @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      16•7 months ago

      lol, you fucking dweeb.

    • @Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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      1•7 months ago

      deleted by creator

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