Or I guess do, if that’s what you’re into.
Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?
Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.
In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
The walnuts are on a string and lubed.
you dare not
Back against the wall, nuts in your face
you get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications
“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”
I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read
I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.
