Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
First sounds
Pipperoni pezza
Pizza the Hut!
Habba the Jut
Chimi Changa
Pika chaka chimi chunga solo wooki oh oh oh!
+1000 food
Streef Boganoff
Bounty hunter
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
This is just a Bulgarian name.
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we’re including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer’s block, right?
right
sweats nervously
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh… Riiiiighhhht
I’m not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they’ll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I’m not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
Same here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it’s become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say “jadies and lentlemen”, and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
Tumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
Chackin Meese
Cheef Balupa
Joppie Sloe
Chacho Neese!
Actually, that sounds more like a language.
Chachoneese.
LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
Pello Judding
Nape Gruts
Toft Saco
Durkey Tinner
Leet Moaf
Chotato Pip
Rizza Poll
Dark Moaf sounds badass
Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
Boot reer
You’ll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that
For people who don’t listen
Cot Hoffee
This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
köner debab
Mig Bac
