What’s funny is today, the French fucking love coke. Lived in Paris and it was super common to see people order just a coke and sit outside, chatting/smoking with a friend. Found it kinda ironic because I had cut out sodas as they’re too sweet for my American taste haha.
It could have been more offensive if you’d have said Frenchman, instead of “French man”. Do better next time.
Insufficiently bigoted against the French? Fuck, I really am a failure as an American 😔
I bet you don’t even call them Freedom Fries.
I haven’t had any potatoes since that fateful day. I just can’t look at them the same.
Is “Frenchman” offensive? That’s kinda indicative of something, considering “Englishman” isn’t…
Must be shameful to be French.
Drop some flamin hot funyuns on north Korea and watch peasant heads explode
Make it Cinnamon Toast Crunch and we gain a new vassal state.
Have you tried the spicy queso ones?
Ah, what could have been
Um, what? What could have been?
If we gave a bunch of kids in the past Doritos 9/11 probably wouldn’t have happened.
It all started with
Harambethose damn medieval kids“let them eat cake” fuck you we want doritos
All we needed to prevent Hitler from gassing Jews is nacho cheese dust and tortilla chips.
That existed at the time. But Hitler had the tendie of destiny which prevented it from being used on him.
Diarrhea? A starving person can’t digest most meals.
