People have kids that can move out? And they have money for retirement? I’m guessing this isn’t in America…?

Canada isn’t a US state yet

No such thing as free stuff.

And we will absolutely, positively never know.

And as soon as the government wants it, most companies hand it right over.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Sorry, going to be that person https://www.etymonline.com/word/Grinch

What happens is that engineers look at a technology and say, this is too complex, I just need something simple. So they invent and/or adopt something simpler than the popular technology of the day.

But as they build more and more things using the technology, they realize that it needs more features, so those get added on. This happens over and over again to the technology with more and more features being added to it, until a new set of engineers look at it and say this is too complex, I just need something simple…

when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?

I tried this once when I was probably about two or three years old. It did not go well.

As an aside, I didn’t realize until just now how similar scp-1515 and scp-015 really are

Scp-1555

Here I am, trying to find Saddam Hussein

What’s the SCP number for this abomination

Not a lawyer, but I would assume that reckless driving would apply here. If nothing else, he should be liable for the damages financially due to negligence

Um, what? What could have been?

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don’t, I don’t care

Thanks, I didn’t make it that far into the article before giving up on it. It’s still a weirdly sensational article, and the video I linked mentions that bikes are specifically engineered. The principles for why a bike stays up are well known and not a mystery of science.

https://youtube.com/shorts/scliyWrN7mk

Full video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9cNmUNHSBac

You may just need to adjust the sensitivity of the safety reverse on the door, but to reiterate what everybody else is saying, working on garage doors tends to fall squarely into the camp of “if you have to ask, you need to hire a professional”. I do a lot of DIY around my home the garage doors are something that I won’t touch for anything but the most basic adjustments.

You can’t prove that!

Plus all that stuff Einstein went on about, curved space time and stuff.