I wonder how “normal” JD would think bodily autonomy was if he suddenly lost his?
Someone will have to take one for the team and breed JD Vance
I guarantee you Vance would fucking love mpreg hentai.
you go get a speculum, I’ll grab the turkey baster.
Just put some chocolate and a rubber on the couch and let jd take his course…
“castrate all couch fuckers”
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
Sounds a pretty weird thing to do, so it must be true
JD Vance puts mustard on his pizza, pass it on
JD Vance washes his hands after showering pass it on
JD Vance only pees sitting down pass it on
JD Vance sticks his dick into pudding cups, pass it on.
JD Vance puts foreigner Dijon mustard on his pizza, pass it on.
While wearing a tan suit.
Then eats it with a fork and knife, pass it on
JD Vance uses bleach on colored fabrics pass it on
JD Vance uses a metal flipper when making eggs in a Teflon nonstick pan then immediately cleans it with cold running water in the pan straight from the stovetop because he enjoys the sizzle pass it on
Been saying forever, abortion is a car that dog don’t want to catch. What a disaster for the GOP.
Look, the man had to deflect such a question, right? But if Vance, and by extent the Republican leadership, had the courage of their convictions, the answer is a no-brainer.
“No. I think they are far more concerned with preventing the murder of innocent children, which is not a right, no matter how you slice it.”
So, uh, is that message not resonating with women voters? Backing up the truck at this late date?
If the GOP gave even a tiny shit about the murder of innocent children, we’d have reasonable gun laws.
Almost immediately after Vance got the nod, I hit on a description for the way he appeared to me. At the time, it was necessarily based on very little info, so mostly I posted it because I liked the imagery - I admittedly wasn’t sure how accurate it really was.
Imagine that life is a roleplaying game, and in every interaction, one chooses from a set of possible responses.
And imagine that each response is labeled, so there’s the kind response or the neutral response or the angry response or whatever.
It’s as if, in every situation, J.D. Vance chooses the asshole response.
It’s actually sort of surprising to me how accurate that has proven to be. .
Vance is an NPC with his assholery level set to very high.
“I’m playing an evil character!”
No you’re not, your character is just a dick.
Or it can be like mass effect and you choose the option that just says “no thanks” but you’re character is a massive cunt for no reason at all and is like “no fucking thanks you asshole. I’m gonna kill you and wear your face as a mask.” And you’re just left wondering where the hell that came from lol
I just don’t get it. These are questions designed to get him to just answer with sections of his stump speech. How is he this bad at it? All he has to do is say the thing someone else wrote and he has said hundreds of times.
The incompetence would be easier to believe it was intentional.
I heard Donald Jr picked him out
Apparently it was Don Jr. and Steve Bannon who were really pushing him.
Steve Bannon, the guy that convicted of some kind of fraud for taking money for a border wall and running away with it. All that’s left of trumps advisors are criminal conmen and his own failsons
Pray tell…what are these “normal” things you think suburban women worry about? I suppose it is abnormal on a global scale for them (us) to have to worry about it because it’s a non-issue in actually civilized countries.
You know, the usual stuff. Cross-dressing men at libraries, “military age” migrant caravans headed towards our southern border, and how high the taxes are for the top bracket. Totally normal concerns that directly affect average Americans in this day and age.
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Worried about that one time and illegal immigrant killed someone 4 states away but ignoring the murder rates in their own town
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Not wanting her tax dollars to go to some mythical welfare queen but is perfectly fine with it being funneled to incentives and bailouts for big businesses
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Thinking non-english speaking illegal immigrants are coming for her job as an RN/admin assistant/realtor but not at all concerned the people who do her yard don’t speak English
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Really, who thinks about sex anyway?
JD Vance political career will be over if Trump doesn’t win.
At this point I’m thinking he’s actually a double agent.
He’s secretly a democrat and sacrificing himself to ensure Trump doesn’t make it.I think it’s worse. I think he represents a large minority of people who agree with him and just don’t say it aloud. He’s on the ticket in hopes of trump dying in office so they can push this hyper-religious and ridiculous agenda.
Their only mistake was not realizing how unpalatable their ideas are to the rest of the country. If they understood that, they’d have sent a better liar.
Yeah especially after the supposed stroke back a while ago. And then the possible stroke the other day before the musk interview that perhaps caused the odd lispy speech
I’m very confused how the whole assassination attempt left the news so quickly… Is it possible that his own party wants him dead?
A large majority? Are you serious?
Reread the words
Whoops. Apologies.
It would be significant.
weird
And by normal things, he means weird things.
Ingraham is a ghoul and Vance is an inexplicably married incel.
Together, they combine to create! Asshole-Person
I would love to thank him for the continued damage he’s causing to the republicunt agenda. Every time him or dementia don speak it’s driving more and more people away from them. It’s wonderful
I’m a little drunk rn. So just in case anyone else is wondering, the name of the fonts used in that post is Source Code. I like it a lot. Also, fuck Fox News and JD Vance.
Check out Anonymous Pro. Same spacing between words and distinguishable letters (I fuckin hate Il1 or 0Oo) but a bit smaller kerning (space between letters). https://www.marksimonson.com/fonts/view/anonymous-pro It’s intended for programmers, just like Source Code.
I am also slightly buzzed and I thought it says sunburned woman instead of suburban woman. I was thinking what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
He’s a fucking asshole
You’re a VP candidate. Normal things get handled by the city. Does he think CEOs worry about printer paper too?
Vance really looks like Rush Limbaugh with a beard. And I mean a real beard, not the kind Rush had: a trophy wife with a 10-year prenup to disguise his pedophilia.
