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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago

Ken M on love-making

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Ken M on love-making

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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • @Underwaterbob@lemm.ee
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    40•10 months ago

    Not that it’s that common I’m sure, but my university girlfriend’s best friend could think herself to orgasm. She inspired me to try it, and I’ve come (haha!) pretty close over the years, but never quite there. Might be because I’m a guy. It’s certainly not going to happen in my current middle-age.

    • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      11•10 months ago

      Oh it’s a thing that can be done by some people, maybe even most, though very few can without training. The human brain is both very susceptible to inputs and the thing that controls physiological responses. I know training this is a pretty common goal among hypnosis fetishists

  • Jo Miran
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    37•10 months ago

    Here we have proof that ten years ago Facebook was still comedy heaven.

    • @moistclump@lemmy.world
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      21•10 months ago

      Ken M was peak

  • @Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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    36•10 months ago

    The Man, The Myth, The Legend…Ken M.

  • @KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world
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    28•10 months ago

    Or, according to Dune author Frank Herbert, from watching a man climb a mountain. (See Heretics of Dune)

    • @Wilzax@lemmy.world
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      30•10 months ago

      To be fair, not a single character in the Dune universe is a regular human. They’re the equivalent of those plum-sized GMO strawberries at the grocery store.

      • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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        14•10 months ago

        Yes, I choose to believe she was rubbing one out with her prehensile clitoral hood.

        • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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          6•10 months ago

          one hell of a comment

          • @LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee
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            3•10 months ago

            In a 100 years it will be completely normal to have painless and routine medical transhuman enhancements. I’m getting a variable sized dick just as a courtesy enhancement!

            • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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              I wouldnt be able to resist saying “go go gadget” every time i get hard for somebody if i had one of those lmfao

              • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                2•10 months ago

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiXV_DU0CYU

                • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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                  2•10 months ago

                  Her: “Well… guess that’ll do…”

        • @frezik@midwest.social
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          2•10 months ago

          I have read all the original books, and I don’t think a prehensile cliteral hood was mentioned, but I would have to read them again to be sure.

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        6•10 months ago

        Better, stronger, and with additional erogenous zones in the largest sexual organ, the brain!

      • FauxPseudo
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        3•10 months ago

        There are no GMO strawberries for sale. There are none currently approved.

    • @CptEnder@lemmy.world
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      8•10 months ago

      Lmao those books got real weird after Children of Dune

  • @Chef@sh.itjust.works
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    25•10 months ago

    We are all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!

  • @MasterNerd@lemm.ee
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    23•10 months ago

    Lmao I was flabbergasted until I realized it was Ken M

    • Uninvited Guest
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      5•10 months ago

      Who is Ken M?

      • @DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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        16•10 months ago

        A legendary teller of truths.

  • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    According to reliable pictures I’ve seen online, a lot of women can achieve orgasm through salad alone.

    • RedC
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      5•10 months ago

      “Really? Right in front of my salad?”

  • @masquenox@lemmy.world
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    18•10 months ago

    Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended in any room that has a vacuum cleaner in it.

    • @voldage@lemmy.world
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      3•10 months ago

      Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended in any room

      • @Litany@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        deleted by creator

  • @psmgx@lemmy.world
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    12•10 months ago

    So, uh, what article is this? Asking for a friend

  • @aodhsishaj@lemmy.world
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    8•10 months ago

    Everyone loves a little horsey surprise

  • @numberfour002@lemmy.world
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    6•10 months ago

    Usually just flip on some Murder She Wrote when I need to get my Dick in the mood. Been married 43 years come November.

  • @norimee@lemmy.world
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    3•10 months ago

    Every girl knows what KEN’s problem is…

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