What?
The image depicts a know violent asshole. The wife is not calling the Pizza place but instead calling 911.
Kanye is violent?
The sun is bright?
Cheese is round?
Not if I melt it.
Abusive, yes, but as far as I’m aware not violent. Still fits (calling 911 as per the post), but not for physical abuse.
He has been known to publicly harass and threaten (it’s why he was barred from the Grammy awards), he’s been sued by employees for harassment, intimidation, retaliation,and discrimination, and even failure to pay his employees, and he’s also being sued by his former personal* assistant for sexual harassment, including him masturbating in front of her.
Kanye is 100% an abusive PoS. Just not, as of now, physically abusive afaik.
Edit: Stupid autocorrect typo personally/personal
Edit 2: Some violence
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2023/01/kanye-west-reportedly-under-investigation-for-battery
Second article starts with an amazing line:
Kanye West, the disgraced former shoe salesman and dinner companion of Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes
I think he beat up a papparazzi once but that is the extent of his physical violence i guess yeah.
Forgot about that, and I think someone who asked for an autograph?
The paparazzi one, unfortunately, I can understand.
The autograph one was an “autograph dealer” that was repeatedly getting autographs to sell. He had been following Kanye around, popping up at restaurants, etc… Not saying it was right, just giving some context.
I hadn’t actually heard of any abuse allegations either. I also don’t keep up with celebrity stuff anymore. I just knew that if a fruitcake saw him, it would turn to another fruitcake and say “that guy is nutty”
Pizza place?
Pizzaz Palace
They’re referring to when someone experiencing domestic abuse calls 999 and pretends to order a pizza, when really that’s a signal to the police that they need help.
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 now though, right?
Calls 999
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Innit!
Ah never heard of that before!
87% upvotes on this post.
So wait the down voting 13% beat their spouse or something?
It’s a shit ass joke, but i HAVE to upvote it, because i’m against violence at home. What a normal take.
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Whoever made this meme is too young to have experienced “dialing” a phone number.
It is still called dialing despite no longer being rotary phones, but also, they didn’t end the ability to use rotary phones until like 2005ish. I’ve used one before they ended it and I still have one that I wish I could use! Never know, OP could be like me lol.
Who’s “they?” I recall my telco stopping support in the '90s, and we had to upgrade all the phones in the house.
May of been original to the house in the 60’s, this wall mount still worked until house sold in '09.

And is germaine

Did you ever have to call for Air Superiority?
Yes but it was piloted by stoicgoose so it did not end well
Nice. This was the gamertag I picked to use on the DAY that Xbox Live came online. It’s followed me like a specter ever since.
I was forced to change my gamertag soooo many times I can’t remember them all.
Why did it stop working after the house was sold?
Cuz it was part of the estate and I kept it as a momento of my childhood. All the dialing a pain, especially international, so I did not try and use in my home.
Who’s “they?”
The powers that be. You know. Them.
Jeff Foxworthy.
Jeff Foxworthy did it?
Good question, I suppose it varies by company, or maybe country. At any rate I used it in the 90s (and later), so I still would’ve met your telco’s cutoff date! Sounds like you used em too, so evidence that it is possible OP did continues to grow. There’s at least two of us!
I haven’t heard anything about this fella in a minute. Is he still championing Trump while spouting random hate/nuttiness?
Who is this guy?
Kanye West, the disgraced former shoe salesman and dinner companion of Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2023/01/kanye-west-reportedly-under-investigation-for-battery
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