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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months ago

Life, huh

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Life, huh

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months ago
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  • @remotedev@lemmy.ca
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    49•11 months ago

    Oh, it’s about me.

    Wait no I’m 37, fuck

  • DenizEfe
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    40•11 months ago

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      3•11 months ago

      • @kapitol@lemmy.ca
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        2•11 months ago

        Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

        • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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          2•11 months ago

          My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

  • @I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    26•11 months ago

    Lol, same. Oh wait… fuck… I’m 40.

  • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    • @idiomaddict@feddit.de
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      11•11 months ago

      Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

      No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

    • Harvey656
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      9•11 months ago

      How dare you. It’s the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!

    • @Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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      7•11 months ago

      I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

      That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

    • Blyfh
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      Alcohol makes you look older?

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  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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  • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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    10•11 months ago

    Very glad I’m not a teenager any more. It sucked.

    • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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      There were advantages, like not aching all the time, not being tied down by one thing or another or having more free time. But generally, yeah, it sucked. No money, no confidence, no clue, no direction, no skill, etc…

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    I have to remind myself that just because I still work at the Krusty Krab that doesn’t mean I’m still a teenager.

    • @cm0002@lemmy.world
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      1•11 months ago

      We all just turned into Squidward

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