…and they’re both just repackaged Suave®…
48% less hog fat? Shrinkflation strikes again.
Not my shimpoo :(
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Seriously. Where can I get that shampoo that just pure hog fat?
But at least Chimp poo.
Listen, I like my shampoo like I like my man. White, pasty and offensive.
negging works for shampoos
Shame-poo
Same tbh
* Can not legally be called “shampoo”
Ah, a sham-shampoo.
Sham-shampoo is better than sham-poo.
At least it’s not chimpoo
I use womens deodorant, not fruity ones but “fresh” ones i guess. Can’t stand mens deodorant, reminds me of locker room stank.
reminds me of locker room stank
I wonder why
IMO people should just use medical (smelless) deodorant, as smell is subjective, so there is a smaller chance to annoy someone.
But what if smelling like earl grey makes me happy?
I’m using one that’s labeled as “Cobalt”. Smdh doesn’t smell anything like actual cobalt, what a ripoff
It had better at least be blue.
Lol, jokes on us they’re all blue, cobalt or not
I don’t use deodorant with aluminum and parabens. Today I prefer to use a solid stick deodarant made from magnesium and other components
Does cobalt have some particular smell?
I don’t know but I think a deodorant with cobalt doesn’t seem like a “healthy” thing to put under the armpits lol
I was just joking, I don’t know what cobalt smells like. Unfortunately I don’t think it actually includes any cobalt. That would’ve been metal as fuck
It’s not even partially radioactive
If it were possible to have a deodorant that itself had no odor at all, that’s what I would choose.
“Unscented” still has a very clear scent.
I too prefer unscented, and usually the women’s version. Current one I usually use is the thin Tom’s of Maine unscented, which I think is the one for women. The thick blue body has the powdery deodorant while the thin white body has the smooth solid.
I want gunpowder or sawdust scents.
Then the fuckers start putting more perfumes in it.
Goddamn, that pisses me off. Had to find another AIO shampoo that didn’t make my eyes burn when I used it. Used Pert for 20+ years until some marketing asshat forgot who the demographic was.
From your hair, to your car, to your industrial kiln, Shimpoo will make it shine.
Keep your shampoo away from my kiln. You’ll wreck the heating elements.
Does nobody use 17 in 1 hair detergent, body wash, conditioner, deoderant, moisturizer, hand soap, shaving cream, beard oil, lip balm, callous remover, hand sanitizer, bubble bath solution, epsom salt, dandruff treatment, cologne, hair gel, and junk defunker anymore?
Don’t forget leather conditioner, rust remover, engine degreaser, paint thinner, weed killer, barbecue charcoal starter, epoxy cure accelerator!
In a pinch, it can also clean windows.
Only if it has at least 93 octane rating and no less than 40% alcohol content.
Out here in hard water country we just call that “Dove”
Seriously if you’re looking for a soap that just plain works in ANY water and doesn’t leave your skin feeling like it shrank a size, a good old bar of Dove is the answer.
All one God! Dilute! Dilute! Exceptions eternally? NONE!
10-in-one from hair to car
Jimmy: “Mane n’ Tail.” Is this horse shampoo?
Chazz: Yes, it is.
Jimmy: Do you use this stuff on your hair?
Chazz: Uh-huh.
Jimmy: “For a lustrous coat.” Does this actually work?
Chazz: You bet your ass it does. It makes my hair shine like Orion’s belt…
–== B L A D E S / O F / G L O R Y ==–
I went to get a massage for the first time. You can have a scent during your massage, so I was like why not? So they listed a huge list of smells and flavors. And one of the scents they had was cedar. Of course I picked that one. The masseuse was immediately like “I would say like 80% of all of the guys that come in here pick cedar.” No regrets, it smelled great. Reminded me of woodworking.
I know I know that show, but I can’t remember what it is…
It’s Ranma 1/2 (and for anyone who didn’t get the joke, the character’s name is literally “Shampoo”)
They forgot to add a list of ingredients that makes it sound like it is a fruit salad.
I’m convinced my wife’s shampoo could be considered a full meal of you drink it.
Maybe a full serving of fruits and veggies, but there’s no protein in there, at least not what we mean when we talk about protein in nutrition. Probably not many carbs either. I would also suspect that the rest of the product is undigestable, if not straight up toxic
Women sometimes have big vats of products too. I learned years ago that if my SO had a large bottle of lotion it cost $5.99, but the 3 oz. bottle was $59.99.
“Essence of Whispered Dreams.”
That actually sounds crazy cool, I would definitely buy that for my wife if it was available. Also the color is absolutely perfect.
