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@WarmSoda@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months ago

I backed my car into a cop car the other day...

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I backed my car into a cop car the other day...

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@WarmSoda@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months ago
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  • EleventhHour
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    11 months ago

    It’s all good,
    he just drove off,
    Sometimes life‘s OK

    • @Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      15•11 months ago

      Sometimes.

      Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?

      • EleventhHour
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        It’s all good,
        You just laughed it off,
        It was all ok

        • @WarmSoda@lemmy.worldOP
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          [record scratch] I took a potted plant out to the woods and set it free

          • EleventhHour
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            I’m gonna tell the owners
            just how nice
            that was of me

            • @WarmSoda@lemmy.worldOP
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              3•11 months ago

              You guys are awesome

              • EleventhHour
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                2•11 months ago

                ❤️ hope you feel better!

                • @WarmSoda@lemmy.worldOP
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                  I’ll float on, it’s ok

          • @Delonix@lemmy.world
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            3•11 months ago

            Better hope it was native or that lyric is very irresponsible.

            • @WarmSoda@lemmy.worldOP
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              You’re right. I doubt he checked the little plastic thing stuck in the soil with it.

        • @the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world
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          And we’ll all float on agai-ain

          And we’ll all float on again

          And we’ll all float on agai-ain

          And we’ll all float on anyway, well

          • @EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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            Don’t worry, even if things end up a bit, too heavy we’ll all float on, alright!

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      1•11 months ago

      How is that a lyric in a song I’ve heard a million times

      • @WarmSoda@lemmy.worldOP
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        Be…cause it’s a song you heard a lot?
        I’m just guessing tho

        • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          3•11 months ago

          But never really _ heard_ apparently

          • @WarmSoda@lemmy.worldOP
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            Gotcha. Nice, that whole album is great. The albums before are arguably even better.

  • @HATEFISH@midwest.social
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    How fucked are you?

    • @WarmSoda@lemmy.worldOP
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      Depends if your mom comes over for an hour, or six.

      • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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      • @Luminocta@lemmy.world
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        Gracious hostility, love it.

  • Konala Koala
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    You are lucky the cop didn’t get out of their car, come to your driver’s side window, and point a gun at you yelling, “GET OUT OF THE F***ING CAR NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RECKLESS VEHICLE REVERSING AND DAMAGE TO POLICE PROPERTY!”, while preparing the open the door or smash the window in to pull you out by force and drag you down to the ground to arrest you.

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