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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months ago

Another mystery solved.

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Another mystery solved.

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months ago
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  • RBG
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    76•11 months ago

    He’s just one big buoyant boy.

    • @jettrscga@lemmy.world
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      53•11 months ago

      He looks badass from the top, but under the water his lil legs are paddling at full speed.

      • RBG
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        12•11 months ago

        That’s a paddlin’!

    • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      4•11 months ago

      It’s spelled ‘buoy’

  • @BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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    73•11 months ago

    It’s way cuter if he’s kicking his stubby ol legs

    • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      19•11 months ago

      Godzilla is a duck confirmed

      • alphacyberranger
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        7•11 months ago

        Quackzilla

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      8•11 months ago

      I like to think he’s treading water, Godzilla is an expert in synchronized swimming.

      • @GeorgeTheFourth@lemmy.world
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        4•11 months ago

        Yeah all the above is head canon for me now.

      • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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        2•11 months ago

        Squid locomotion.

  • Smuuthbrane
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    47•11 months ago

    He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    38•11 months ago

    Everyone always thinks the ocean is super deep from the beach outward. This is not the case. Just because a boat will float seemingly close to shore doesnt mean the hull is way down in the water

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      31•11 months ago

      An aircraft carrier only has a draft of some 12 meters. Godzilla is over 100m. Much of the North Sea is only like 40m deep, with shallows much less than that.

      • @KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca
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        15•11 months ago

        That’s how I usually interpret it except in Godzilla Minus One :

        Tap for spoiler

        A whole plot point is that he is in 1500m of water

  • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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    37•11 months ago

    I always assumed he was in a Harbour or near shore.

    • @Thteven@lemmy.world
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      11•11 months ago

      Seamounts are a thing too.

      • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        7•11 months ago

        I don’t know what those are so I never assumed that.

  • @Makeitstop@lemmy.world
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    17•11 months ago

    He’s firing from both ends.

  • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    13•11 months ago

    or maybe its godzillas stacked all the way down.

  • @boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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    9•11 months ago

    He got on water wings(4 Pontoon boats)… or he’s got a lot of gas from eating those spicy Asian femboys and is naturally buoyant

  • @Codilingus@sh.itjust.works
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    8•11 months ago

    The new Godzilla Minus 1 movie actually goes over this, >!they even use it against Godzilla to try and defeat him.!<

  • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    6•11 months ago

    Godzilla is Kaiju Jesus

  • @mcqtom@lemmy.world
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    6•11 months ago

    He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

    • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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      1•11 months ago

      In his house at R’lyeh

  • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    4•11 months ago

    Yes.

  • @kuneho@lemmy.world
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    4•11 months ago

    I mean, most people doesn’t even question how a dude walked on water, either.

    • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      7•11 months ago

      He was the son of Godzilla, after all.

      • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•11 months ago

        1000002568

  • Chemical Wonka
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    11 months ago

    Finally a pertinent question. Thanks

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