You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.
I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.
We are not the same.
I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.
We are not the same.
That’s what Larry did on Curb!
His hat pushed society away and he loved it.
It’s the same picture
Finally found a brother who gets it
Someone did a study at MIT about tin foil hats, and found that not only do they not screen radio interference, in some cases, can actually magnify them.
Conclusion: The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ‘‘radio location’’ (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.
Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn’t been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!
Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don’t come after me, Big Aluminum.
aluminum vs. tin
isnt most if not all tinfoilj just aluminum foil these days? It’s one of the legacy terms that nobody really uses correctly anymore.
Obviously an Illuminati plot to prevent us from effectively shielding ourselves from their mind control.
oh shit, my bad.
No, your statement was 100% correct. What I’m saying is that the Illuminati were the ones who changed the material tinfoil is made of in order to make it less effective.
oh shit, you’re right, this is a conspiracy!
Correct!
MIT is obviously is trying to trick us into removing our protection!
Duh. Everybody knows the only thing that works is Velostat. You cannot use any other material.
It’s been used successfully by former abductees for 25 years.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/b8/54/22b854e09dfe2c46ef5941e51d365444.jpg
I was all-in on that paragraph, but then the last statement rolled into vision, and now I can’t take it seriously again.
That is a genius conclusion.
thinks mind controlling radio waves are a legitimate threat that needs to be protected against
doesn’t take steps to also protect their young children from that danger
classic
Don’t worry, children are under the control of their parents until they turn 18
Honestly, the first thing that came to mind when I saw the picture was that her son made her a crown, and she was proudly rockin’ it.
I mean that’s probably what happened but you can’t get insta likes without a wacky ass story
I thought this was wholesome memes and mom did not conform to society by wearing the crown made for her by the her kid.
I assumed she just didn’t want to argue with a toddler who desperately wanted her to wear that. I mean, pick your battles. Save the energy for a bigger one and wear a tinfoil hat. But the present thing would be much more wholesome
She might be wearing it to keep other people away and stop them from taking to her.
It really does stop the voices, just not the voices you’d expect.
A little mind control in their life builds character
I feel like between 2-5, every parent would kill for some decent child mind control.
Mom brain. Judging by the ages of the kids in the image she hasn’t slept well for years.
That’s not how “POV” works.
sad tire
That’s not how satire works.
i said sad tire. wtf is satire
Not what you think it is
fml!
I’m waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.
It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.
Wait… wouldn’t the tinfoil act as an antenna?
Depends, I think, if there’s an insulating gap between it and your metal skull.
The tin foil isn’t protecting her from the mind control chemicals in all that makeup.
Morons always procreate and it’s been holding back the rest of the human race since the beginning of time.
Malthus is that you???
How do you define intelligence? What evidence do you have that intelligence is genetic?
You’re putting words in my mouth, I said nothing about what intelligence the kids get, all I said is stupids people are more likely to procreate due to less critical thinking and long term planning, thus creating a sort of cycle. I’m talking behavioral and developmental barriers coupled with economic pressure
Nothing at all to do with genetics.
You’re about one step away from eugenics lol
No, no I am not.
I said nothing about what intelligence the kids get, all I said is stupids people are more likely to procreate due to less critical thinking and long term planning, thus creating a sort of cycle. I’m talking behavioral and developmental barriers coupled with economic pressure
Nothing at all to do with genetics.
The babies have evolved past tin foil
