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Finally my years of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V will finally pay off.
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This is poetry, and again it is immortalized.
Or you get yourself the 100-Year Plan from WordPress. It only costs $38,000. Your online legacy will live on. You could even leave exact instructions on how to be remembered.
I’m joking, but the WordPress thing is not an Onion.
They say “we hope people renew”
So another 100 years? 200 years of hosting? Amazing.
I’ll offer this service for $10,000.
i like her enthusiasm
My meme archive is going to be in my will. I leave it to my friend that shitposts the most.
Memes belong to the people. They are fungible assets that do not belong to any one person and are not transferable yet are infinitely transferred.
My friend would 100% post them in my absence.
Immortality achievement unlocked
The only immortality I want - anonymous & I still get to be dead.
What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary
Mansa Musa. He was on a Hajj to Mecca and making it rain on everyone he passed. It devalued gold so much he had to collect some of the way back.
I think about this story everytime I hear someone say gold never devalues it’s worth. It’s probably the only time, but still.
Can someone turn this into Linkedin brainrot format?
When you die, nobody will remember:
- Your salary 💵
- Your fancy title 🏷️
- How busy you were 📅
- How stressed you were 😩
- How many hours you worked ⏰
People will remember:
- Your shitposts 💬
So go out there and be the best shitposter you can be! 🚀✨
I feel seen
Till you see the ending of POI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-L2gOqRaP0
