Can we start a gofundme for @Zerush@lemmy.ml to buy more pixels?
There is enough jpeg artifacts in this one to fill a museum.
It’s dangerous to go alone take this:
Edit: Based on this original ad featuring Debbie Reynolds
Oh thank golly. My mimsy feels so much cleaner.
Damn, it’s so much sharper that it cut me.
… wait, what do the remaining 1 out of 10 Hollywood actresses use?
I bet it’s kebab based markup.
So it’s fake…
Looks to be an edit, but that’s why Lysol exists, though!
Yikes. If the second sentence of your ad reads So instead of blaming him […] she should question herself, we’re in for a good time. And that’s not even touching the idea that his many neglects can be explained away by what exactly, pussy odor?
Not a doctor here, but I’m being told applying a disinfectant might not be the best idea, although the medical details are by far not the bleakest thing about this ad.
To be fair, before it was promoted like this, it was actually used in Germany to combat Cholera. This dystopian marketing we see here is a US invention.
Fun fact: early Lysol was really poisonous and was used as the suicide poison in the beginning of the 20th century, readily available and all. It was also used for homemade abortions.
Whack-a-mole
